Finally
Cyberpunk 2077 gave us Penis 2.
But Baldur's Gate 3 has given us...
I wish Nora could see this…please
There are so many book references, watch closely!🩵
no wait I have to talk about this beyond the tags because!!!!!! First of all absolutely mesmerising I've been staring at it for TWENTY MINUTES
Below you'll see me analysing every single character positioning because I'm obsessed:
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class
If any service:
- Is a necessity (utility offices, government offices, clinics, etc)
- Has any period of significant wait times
- And closes at or before 5pm
then that's a form of oppression against the working class.
If you need to take a whole day off of work just to fulfill a need, there's a problem.
I could have lived in peace (emotionally stable) but my enemies (author i admire a lot) brought me war (devastating character death)
oh idk I guess ill go scurry up and down the walls a bit and maybe fly into the lights a couple times
what are you doing with that cup and piece of paper
When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.
The exclamation point is a nice touch!
had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3
imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now
Most sports books are like “I need to win championships so I can prove myself!!!” and then there’s The Foxhole Court where the main character is like “yeah so if I don’t win championships I will literally be executed because when I was 10 my serial killer father tried to sell me to a cult so my assassin mother stole $5 million from the yakuza and ran away with me, but it turned out that my dad was friends with the leader of the mafia, so now we also had a bunch of hit men after us, and almost a decade later my dad caught up with us and killed my mom and I faked my death, so I decided to join a college sports team to start my new life, but then I found out one of my teammates is a runaway from the cult my dad tried to sell me to, and not only that but the cult’s leader is the brother of the head of the Japanese mafia, so now both of them are after me too, and also the FBI keeps trying to convince me to testify against my father, but if I do I’ll have to go into witness protection because my dad’s friends will try to kill me and I can’t be a professional athlete while under witness protection, but luckily my uncle (who is the leader of the British mob) brokered a deal that will assure my safety if I win championships as long as I hand over 80% of my salary to the mafia for the rest of my life.” And that’s only the main character, I haven’t even mentioned how insane some of the side characters’ backstories are!
Basically this is the most unhinged book I have ever read and I love it so much
>staff implements a non-optional algorithmic dash
>people find out very quickly the the algorithm isnt very good
>immediately people start gaming the system to make every post the 'rat rat rat' post
>website becomes functionally unusable
>staff takes down algorithmic dash and says it will return
>it never comes back
imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane
the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !