we dont want any

what is older, the moon or the sun?

the moon, because it goes out at night

Actually I wanted every guy in tekken to run a train on me that game really ruined me

I misspoke

when the farmer gives you the good hay

h-he’s just wearing glasses

F U L L  G E E K

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

The whole concept of “modesty” came from European Christianity

#Truth

OMG Preach 

[CLICK HERE TO ARREST EVERY SINGLE FURRY]

Putting all the furries in a single prison seems like the worst idea possible. 

its called a zoo

NO THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT

Daddy’s little helper. [video]

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

I NEED all the hugely popular blatantly fake posts from 2012 - 2014 right now

this is true I was the cop

daddy: *cums on the floor* me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first*

#FreeKesha

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

It's kinda crazy how you have to repeatedly tell people basic, common sense shit.

Don’t rape. Don’t say the “n” word if you aren’t black. Don’t cheat if you’re in a relationship. Don’t be a “side” anything. Don’t say “I love you” if you don’t mean it. Don’t try to talk down on someone’s sexual preference. Don’t appropriate someone else’s culture. Don’t paint your face black. Don’t point out “black on black” crime when a white cop kills a black kid or a black man or a black woman as a justification for it.

Just basic, common sense shit. Like come on. Everybody wants to be so smart but suddenly so dumb when it comes to these things. I really don’t get it.

facts

I’ve come to realize common sense is not common at all.