Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again
WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????
it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane
don’t know if I can defend myself here
If i die in ny aleep my message to da world is
Thank you women and-
*sees a bug outside my window*
i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything
me: im going to the store to get some WATER
them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORD’S DAUGHTER
A crush?
I am the greatest liveblogger of all time.
me having to block these twitters on principle even though “poop bot” and “the future of poop tech” is super funny
This was making the rounds on Facebook:
