*screaming*

they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem

It's not even ham though

that's true maybe they deserved to die

maybe we all deserve to die

how bikers eat there sketty

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

pillsbury now making all of their dough safe to eat raw is SO funny to me

like they gave up on YEARS of telling people not to and changed their production accordingly bc we just wouldn't stop

WE BROKE 'EM, BOYS

shirt with large text that just says "GOT SCARED"

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

bumbled be thy bees

Petting an animal's back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate

-_- whatevr. *frolics off*

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.