The names Practice

Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

Very well, here is my credit card :)

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

the h in ADHD stands for homoerotic

attention deficit homoerotic disorder

do you guys wanna see the cake i just made

what am I saying, of course you do

the mushrooms are made out of egg whites, sugar, vanilla, and cocoa powder! they taste almost exactly like toasted marshmallows

also this

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.