that'll do pig

link! long hair! big shirt!

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

@sarahmackattack

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

i can never take posts romanticizing blood seriously. make me go hmm you probably don't encounter that much blood do you.

blood is annoying and sticky. i wipe blood on my pants like cheeto dust.

when i get covered in blood I'm like "god this again"

this post is about dog blood but no yeah for sure

could be!

waterboarding could not get this out of me

just bc an abundance of ppl in the notes are asking: blaine was a volunteer firefighter and kurt was in the building and they were married and blaine tried to save him but kurt died and the fic was in the form of a letter that blaines therapist told him to write to his dead husband.

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i can never take posts romanticizing blood seriously. make me go hmm you probably don't encounter that much blood do you.

blood is annoying and sticky. i wipe blood on my pants like cheeto dust.

when i get covered in blood I'm like "god this again"

this post is about dog blood but no yeah for sure

goodreads reviewers aren't human

metamorphosis

literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER

there are no words.

This is her favs list on goodreads btw

Luckily i stalked her youtube and can answer that for you! Yes! Even worse!

i can never take posts romanticizing blood seriously. make me go hmm you probably don't encounter that much blood do you.

blood is annoying and sticky. i wipe blood on my pants like cheeto dust.

when i get covered in blood I'm like "god this again"

i can never take posts romanticizing blood seriously. make me go hmm you probably don't encounter that much blood do you.

blood is annoying and sticky. i wipe blood on my pants like cheeto dust.

kitten

man. what on earth.

ok i flipped it. sorry

simply dont monday

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.