they should invent a pjo podcast that's good (hosted by me (analyzes narratives and themes for my job) and my friend (studied classics in athens) and we're both girls)
no way 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 they actually did it 🤯🤯 thats so crazy
i am infiltrating the writers room once again i am inside their walls
I think the really funny thing about Marie Kondo is that, if you read “Life Changing Magic…”, she’s constantly talking about how she herself is lazy and undetermined.
She argues that if someone like her can do it, then so can you, because she’s not superhuman - she can only stay as tidy as she has been because she had basically automated things like “putting my things away when I come home from work” and “putting everything away before bed”. If she, a self-declared lazy, undetermined, overly busy person - someone who would also do that thing where she would tidy in order to avoid the anxiety of studying, and therefore got bad marks at school - then so can you!
But the way she so bluntly says it is hilarious, it’s so against this “magical tidying fairy” image she has built up around her.
SCOTUS will rule on anti-LGBT discrimination laws tomorrow on the basis of a case where a web designer was asked to make a site for a gay wedding. Anyway the man who supposedly asked is straight, already married, and never talked to her, and it appears the entire incident was fake. They made up a gay couple to sue and it went all the way to the Supreme Court, the legitimate institution we must all respect
SCOTUS predictably declared that the web designer can't be forced to make a site for a gay wedding, even though by all accounts she was never asked, and the case is entirely hypothetical, and the request was a fake one manufactured after a previous suit was dismissed for lack of anything happening, so the Supreme Court has wisely decided to protect evangelicals from the possibility that someone from a minority group might ask them to do something that they were never asked to do by anyone - but which they imagine they might be someday - which is maybe American Politics in 2023 dot jpeg
If you're keeping track, today the Supreme Court's conservatives decided that refusing service minority groups is perfectly legal for private businesses, and yesterday decided that granting admission to minority groups on the basis of being marginalized is illegal for colleges, which. Alright. In-group that the law protects but doesn't bind, out-group the law binds but doesn't protect and all that
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.
Post 1: workplace
Post 2: everywhere else
… you know what, codicil accepted
Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....
Nico:..... Leo...
Nico: You open your mouth...
Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....
au = gold
au = alternate universe
au = astronomical unit
au = weird sound
and more...
the possiblilities are endless
i hope you enjoyed my post
au = tism
……… seeing people in my notes who seem to believe the only way workers could possibly be exploited is if they are not unionized, so obviously the solution that will automatically fix the problem is to form a union……………… hm.
the whole point of a union is it allows workers a mechanism for collective bargaining but that’s the thing. you still gotta do the bargaining!!! and after the contracts are in place you KNOW the bosses are still going to exploit their workers to the greatest extent they possibly can. people seem to think that forming a union is the end goal and while yes it is hugely important it is still literally just the first step in a CONSTANT neverending battle for workers’ rights
Will: I’ve only had Nico for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
this works in reverse also
Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.
Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.
hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple
intersex animals r not nonbinary animals they r intersex animals hhow many times do wwe have to do rhis
i dont know how to explain to you that referring to any living creature wwirh mixed sex characteristics as “true nonbinary” is harmful to bboth intersex ppl and nonbinary ppl
people say "gender is a social construct" and then claim intersex animals are obviously nonbinary. you just put "gender is what's in your pants" in a new font.
From Wayne Barlowe’s speculative world of Darwin IV: A herd of Littoralopes take refuge in the skull of a Sea Strider.
you know who it is
the one and only
people are talking about eating pickles straight from the jar but what about biting into a whole raw cucumber? like. just. you know. like a feral beast. eating a whole cucumber. in like. two minutes. anyone ever do that? bc i do all the time. cumcumber <3
ignore cumcumber. i didn't say that
i can't believe it.... my own fucking family! betraying me!
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hey what the fuck
now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn
Done. Everyone that sees this post as much porn as you want/can
just thinking about how much it must suck for demigods to not even be able to have a bitter thought about the olympians without wondering if this makes them a traitor
