Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Get you a man who's like
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Get you a man who's like
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable
I can bear it but come on
I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.
these are tumblr posts
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
im soooooo sleepy nobody in the whole world understands
except them!!
she let me hit cause. because I'm uh. it's cause I asked real nicey.
I had to build some cat furniture and it made me think of a heavenly cat tree.
Place: Tree of Heaven
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
sorry but i have to bite that man like a rabid dog and shake him around in my teeth im just living my truth
i hate you "pair the spares"/"everyone must be paired" tropes, i hate you forced last minute romances, i hate you implication that a happy ending means a romantic partner, i hate you amatonormativity
its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it
for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
Instagram and TikTok have successfully created the Torment Nexus from Jim Carrey's iconic work, "Don't put people in the Torment Nexus"
