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lady and the tramp spaghetti kiss but with deuce’s mom and lilia 🫣

I'm yoinking this idea for the unofficial blog event 🤡
(Quick clarification: Mrs. Spade being an ex-delinquent is a headcanon! I just thought it’d be an interesting concept, so I incorporated it into her character.)

Curiouser and Curiouser...

  • When Lilia mentions to his son that he's planning on cooking for the "lady friend" he's seeing, Silver steps in to stop his dad from poisoning the poor woman. "You should try a restaurant, get to know one another better before volunteering to share your... talent with her," Silver advises as lightly as he can. Thankfully for him (and for his dad's date), Lilia relents.
  • He decides to take his date to Tony's, a laid-back family friendly pizza and pasta joint in town. Lilia brings along his own candle—blessed with Malleus’s almost apocalyptic green fire (imagine that, a horned fairy godmother in pitch black robes)—to decorate their table, as well as a crystal vase with a single red rose (provided from the Heartslabyul Gardens by Cater, wanting to support his fellow Light Music Club member. “Knock’m dead with your charm, Lils!”)
  • Kalim had wanted to contribute something to Lilia’s date night, but unfortunately a huge parade of animals, while impressive, wouldn’t squeeze into Tony’s. Instead, Kalim went shopping with Lilia to help him get all dripped out for the occasion! “I’ll pay for whatever you want, so have at it!” (It was Jamil who had to limit Lilia’s spending and stopped him from buying medieval battle armor. “Why would you wear this to a date?! Are you trying to kill them? Just wear something practical and casual!”)
  • Lilia thought he’d be the first at the venue, but he's actually been beaten to the punch. She's easy to spot because of her hair--a bob, striped blonde and dark blue--and her spade earring. Lips painted, eyes done up. Her leather jacket is open to reveal a cute white rabbit logo (most likely a freebie T-shirt from work), paired with jeans (ripped at the knees) and ankle boots.
  • "You're early, Dilah," he remarks, slipping into the seat across from her and placing the candle and vase on the table. She smiles and says, "I'd never be late for a very important date."
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Crowley is Levan and a deadbeat father and decided to go under another identity and become headmaster of a college so he can escape 400 years of unpaid child support

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If Crowley being Malleus’ father (so, his true identity being Prince Levan) turns out to be true then I’m gonna laugh my ass off because he abandoned his wife and her egg, making himself a deadbeat father to Malleus AND 400 YEARS LATER HE’S BEING A DEADBEAT FATHER AGAIN, TO YUU 

Anonymous asked:

Did peepaw come home?!

HE DID! :D! luckily it only took me three ten-pulls; I think my past experience of being so thoroughly denied a Fairy Gala Ortho made me more worried than I should have been. may the gacha blessings pay forward to everyone else! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

so far this is hands-down the funniest Lilia card, because he'll say something all edgy and badass in that deeper ~General Vanrouge~ tone and then follow it up immediately with one of the non-card-specific cutesy Lilia lines, and it gets me every time

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Anonymous asked:

Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it

hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS

PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:

  • unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal
  • the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing
  • has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again
  • (unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)
  • based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?
  • has canonically worn Dad Shorts

CONS:

  • (gestures to Crowley's entire personality)
  • NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties
  • despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)
  • currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything
  • Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family

???:

  • turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess

all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!

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messing around with some watercolor brushes! also, I am now incapable of watching Sleeping Beauty without thinking about the animes. dangit.

“My greatest gift was, and always will be, you.”🦇⚔️

This started as a Silver birthday comic, but it kinda evolved from there. I was talking with my sister about what Silver’s first word was, which I then turned my ramblings into this comic! I’m really proud of it, especially how it looks as I tried really hard to use lots of manga techniques in it and I think it adds to the nostalgia…though I did reuse some lineart for the last page. I like to think that not only was that Silver calling Lilia ”father” for the first time, but Lilia calling Silver “son” for the first time as he might not have been sure of his role in this human’s life that he found.

May they always be together and happy! 😭

Want you guys to know that for one of my exams today I wrote an essay about Puss in Boots 2 have a nice day

You say “EmetWoL” to me and I sleep, I don’t even budge, however you say “Emet-Selch having unrequited feelings for Azem that he never confessed because they were sundered before he could and he sees the trace of the one he loved in WoL and there’s a giant conflict over how he sees them with a mix of hatred and sadness, for how to him they’re just a scattered copy of his dear friend and he looks at them with disgust, a reminder he lost everything, like the universe decided to spit on his face. But also having unresolved emotions and not being able to look at WoL in the eyes because they look so much like Azem and if he looked at them for too long he would just think this warrior is his beloved, and he almost wish the look on their face towards him was more tender so he could imagine it’s Azem for a moment. But this will never happen for the Warrior of Light has every right to hate a horrible man who decided to do all these atrocities and ruined millions of lives with the excuse of saving his people.”, you show to me that type of EmetWoL and I’m running round my room, I have the zoomies, I chew on my couch, I tear apart my carpet, I have the neuron activation, I love EmetWoL when it’s messy and full of angst and Emet-Selch is absolutely miserable and never get what he wants like he deserves for all his atrocities (affectionate)

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I sure love the plot of Final Fantasy XIV by Square Enix 2013-2023

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I know G’raha/Haurchefant/Etc could’ve worked too, but you see, Zenos is Emet’s great-grandson AND also a villain so putting him here is ten times funnier.

Imagine you’re a really old guy missing your lover very close friend and then thousands of years later your great-grandson has a massive battle-boner for the reincarnated shard of your beloved best friend

redraws of various screenshots of Maleficent featuring Malleus Draconia, our beloved dragon boi

(I’ve seen him being portrayed like some super-fancy elegant superior magical being, and while this is somewhat true, he is. also. an absolute dork. don’t forget that)

(…Crowley said “no”, so Lilia pretends to be a crow instead)

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