HELLO TUMBLR FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS! I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. THIS GIRL HAS BEEN REPORTED MISSING AND WE DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP IN FINDING HER!!!!!!! PLEASE REPOST THIS AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION REGARDING HER WHEREABOUTS PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE NUMBER BELOW OR MESSAGE ME!!

This is someone’s daughter, sister, friend, niece, granddaughter.

Please please PLEASE spread the word in all social media networks and #helpfindcaro

The “Dylan Sprouse’s nudes” compilation

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

-you smell different when you’re awake -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened) -soon -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it -your hair tastes like strawberries -tonight….you. -he knows, don’t go home. -I always knew you would die in my arms -every time I poop I think of you -no one will ever believe you -yessssssssssssss -I killed mufasa -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear -mother told me it would be like this

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

friendship game strong

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

IM CRYING

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

literally me if i get married

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

bad lip reading

motherfucka you gay

CRYING

this is so terrifying

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices 

#not all men

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

You were always there

now you’re gone