matty dancing during tootimetootimetootime is a whole mood
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
MEGAMIND, THE INCREDIBLES, AND SKY HIGH ARE THE ONLY VALID SUPERHERO MOVIES OUT THERE. MARVEL WHO?? DC WHAT?? DONT KNOW THEM!!!
“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”
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“I had no feeling for the things so many others needed.”
— Charles Bukowski (via wordsnquotes)
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“I get road rage walking behind people”
— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
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Kathy Bates performing ‘That’s What I Like’ by Bruno Mars is the best thing you’ll see all day.
Yes ma’am.
what ur fave painter says about you
Van Gogh: art hoe, unappreciated, depressed and lonely
Picasso: mhmm. you’re pretty weird and inventive
Leanardo Da Vinci: gay genius, ultimate prankster
Matisse: you love anything cultural and appreciate the value and beauty of almost everything
Edvard Munch: you are depressed, nihilistic and very lonely
Salvador Dali: what is wrong with you? seriously what are you ever talking about
Monet: you have an eye for beauty and wish you could live in a field of flowers
Renoir: you love the women, the children, the bread
Andy Warhol: hello you are pretentious and gay
Rembrant: you are serious, detailed, and classical.
Keith Haring: you’ve got a hard on for the 80s and you are into activism
Bouguereau: dude we get it you love the female body and you love mythology
Edward Hopper: america? america. also you are realistic, serious, observant and hard working
Klimt: you are goddamn beautiful and you love goddamn beautiful things
Egon Schiele: you are obsessed with the human body and need to get laid
Magritte: you are an existentialist and want to have tea in the clouds
Frida Kahlo: fuck imperialism and fuck america and fuck white people. also you’re the coolest motherfucker around
how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that
“Extrañarte no te hará volver… Ni adorarte hará que me ames”
“Missing you won’t make you come back… nor loving you will make you love me” -FRIDA KAHLO
“Nunca supe lo que querías.Pero si estaba segura de lo que yo quería. Te quería a ti conmigo solo eso.”
“ I never knew what you wanted, but I was sure what I wanted, I wanted you with me just that.”
Frida Kahlo
“I think that little by little I’ll be able to solve my problems and survive” - Frida Kahlo
“Creo que poco a poco voy a ser capaz de resolver mis problemas y sobrevivir” -Frida Kahlo
“Si yo pudiera darte una cosa en la vida, me gustaría darte la capacidad de verte a ti mismo a través de mis ojos. Solo entonces te darás cuenta de lo especial que eres para mí.”
— Frida Kahlo
