What I really appreciate about the name drop use of David by Donut is that (at least how I’m interpreting it) Wash clearly lets the RedsnBlues use it to refer to him. When the Counselor tries, Wash shuts him down, ASAP. People who have used and hurt him, he shuts them down, they don’t get to use that name.

But with the RedsnBlues, it may not be the usual name they use, but it is still his name and they have the explicit trust and friendship with him to have its use.

(TLDR: imo Wash doesn’t hate his name. He just chooses very particularly who gets to use it, and the fact that’s it’s these bunch of morons and Carolina who have that right to use it warms my heart)

the fight is harder each year.

gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.

you deserve to be new and whole.

You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?

dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

reblogging cause i need to save this

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

My brother and I made some, and it’s…okay.

I had to microwave it for 80 seconds, and it’s pretty dry. It could benefit for about half a tablespoon of water.

It is super time-friendly though, it only took me about five minutes to make. All in all, I think I’ll make this again sometime.

Can I do it without the chocolate chips? We dont have any rn

Yeah man. I would reccomend adding vanilla extract and cinnamon and a shitload more sugar so it’s a spiced cooky

“Spiced cooky” is the best thing I have heared this month

Is that not how you spell cooky or something?

cookie, but i think cooky is a better spelling

I’m a fuck idiot

Singing in the Rain is a good movie about a bisexual polyamorous triad who all have ADHD

i love that in fallout games there are articles of clothing that lower your charisma like yeah you can wear this but everyone will hate you a little bit

@ya authors: pls write more platonic physical intimacy, especially between people who are not related. friendships are just as important as romantic relationships

what a time to be alive

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

but do the butts match

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

#this round of *batman adopting robin is gay propaganda*: #much more wholesome than the original! ( - odditycollector)

Cursed, but true.

so who wants an au where the entire spider-fam (gwen, ripeter, peter b, miles, noir, and peni) sans ham are all from the same earth?

Art by Boris Groh

I love these because all these huge skeleton monsters just seem sort of….sheepish. Or shy. Or almost sweet? They’re not trying to be intrusive, they can’t help that they’re big and look like they do. They’re just trying to be social, and are awkward about it. 

before I even saw someone had left this comment my first thought was “god, would it kill you to say hi to them?”

Caught in a ham

This was spectacular

John Mulaney is PERFECT for voicing cartoon characters! He did a great job in this.

The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

The best thing about this, is that our dude kicked off that they used his picture, the website turned round to Getty images, and was like “hey, some dude piped up, and isn’t happy we used his photo, can you check his waiver was signed and everything?”

And so Getty checked up, and went back to them like “so the name of your guy doesn’t match the name of our model.”

Y’all.  It’s the CBC.  It’s legit.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5046925/man-angry-his-photo-was-used-to-prove-all-hipsters-look-alike-then-learns-it-wasn-t-him-1.5046933

Things to bring back in books:

Some excellent additions from the notes:

i dont have a caption for this

in m. night’s movie they replaced actual Chinese characters that were readily available and shown in literally every single episode with gibberish nonsense that is also high key ugly

here’s the link to the the OP

They weren’t just inaccurate to the show, they went out of their WAY to be as inaccurate in general as possible. Dammit, M. Night.

Dante’s face!!!

y’all I can’t. I’m feeling actual rage. 😡

every. time.

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

whys teru always tilt his head like a madoka magica character. hes really gonna break his neck while trying to look cute someday

this is what i mean