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Duz_Machines_84

@mmangaboi

Come to the dark side. We have poptarts.
He/They || Nonbinary || Aro/Ace :) IM OK I HIT THE POST LIMIT BUT IM FINE
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[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

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a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this

GUY BUILDING THE OTHER END OF THE PIPE: the jazz ghost is back

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we took pork loin to the vet and. why does petdesk let me give my pet a "catchphrase"

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my brother had a better idea actually

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petdesk app updated and im losing my mind at the new layout

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This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

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does anyone else hate when they fucking do this

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i know everyone saying this is abt strawberry shortcake and yes this was what was first in my mind but like i generally despise the idea that Every Goddamn Cutesy Show needs girl character designs with Humongous Eyes and pointy lil noses and slimmed down faces and straightened overly simplified hair and garish color designs because they basically wanna be Lauren Faust without the actual color and graphic design strengths of the skills it takes to make interesting art directions, mlp:fim worked because it really was conceived first with expressive gestures and expressions in an hyper stylized fantasy land with a certain glam to it, but you cant just force stylization like that without substance or not even thinking of the original emotions that past media is supposed to convey, without even making really bold moves at all, also giving little girls fashion like such a bad bland rep the majority of the time like, why are you making em wear discount basic ass outfits i hate you youre not even giving em aspirational aesthetics .

kind of wanna reinforce this here. because i’ve seen ai writing become so popular on tik tok.

ai writing is not okay.

it’s literally theft. just like how ai art steals, ai writing steals. it’s using authors’ very real work to generate whatever you type in. and this also needs to be said as well.

writing is a form of art. fanfiction is a form of literature.

seeing this all over my fyp is REALLY discouraging. fanfic itself is already a labor of love and we love it when you interact. but please do not use ai writing for your fanfic needs when this writing literally steals from fanfic authors.

genuinely don’t know if this post will go around because my interactions outside of hcs are shit, but i hope it does.

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that

screamed in the office at these tags

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind