Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
Hang on. Is there a way to reblog this x 10000?
Just keep hitting that damn button
It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.
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I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york
My gender is Homosexula
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And they’re all Vlad
the "no spoiler culture", mainly perpetuated by the marvel cinematic universe, that pushes the idea that a story is only worth watching and telling if the audience knows absolutely nothing about it beforehand, has done irreparable damage to storytelling and how an audience interacts with the story. in this essay i will-
anyone who told you shitting in the woods is relaxing or magical is fucking lied to you my delicate exposed penis is under attack from all sides by wasps and venomous snakes
king gizzzzard has mastered all 4 genres of music. what else there for her to do
you: So, I was wanting to start working at your firm because I’m considering accounting as a career.
the man you agreed to interview with in this cafe: I see. I have to say, it’s a welcome change to have someone your age looking for a career instead of something to support their….I dont know, rock band, haha!
you: Haha, yes, well, I try to stay focused. [you take a drink from your coffee]
the man: While we’ve hired people with little to no experience, I have to ask– would you happen to have any previous experience in this field?
you: Oh! I understand completely. The past three years I’ve actually interned a-
spiderman:
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye