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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

i love learning about other cultures' memes, especially like this

picnic in paldea! (combining two requests here, one of them having a picnic together and the other feeding each other snacks ;w;) bonus:

they're egg dads now

As I said in my previously reblogged post

Finally found a moment to work on FFPS. Heres a little excerpt

Damian would be so close to going for his knife. But, he knows there is no point. Tim is awed.

Tim: I should have done this year's ago.

Sam: Yeah. They hate their name so.... Hey, Dannies? Why don't you like, change your names properly?

Danny: Not old enough to file the paperwork yet duh.

Ellie: Don't legally exist? Ohhh!!!! That means whatever the fruitloop called me isn't real! Yes!

The younger siblings Damian deserves

Yup. Siblings he can't come with a dark look and a knife. He is going to learn to loosen up so help them!

Its not that he can't go at them with a knife. Its that they're not intimidated when he goes at them with a knife.

Sometimes they go intangible. Sometimes they take it and refuse to give it back, sometimes they mock and tease him. Either way, they're usually laughing or pretending it didn't even happen which is not the effect he was going for

Yup! It was meant to be make cower. But you are indeed right. They have so many knives now! And they refuse to give them back. When Damian went to Alfred about it he just looked at him..

Alfred: Perhaps Master Damian, you should stop attacking them? Then you won't lose your weapons to them?

Tim adopts this method of Damian wrangling. Damian has to keep buying more weapons. The rest of their siblings watch in awe

Tim, Dani, and Danny have started a collection. Sam and Tucker are shaking their heads. The rest of the Bats are looking on in amazement. Damian is going insane

Alfred gets them fancy display cases and little note cards. The out the date and incident on the cards.

Fancy looking Bronze dagger - 6/07/xx Called Damian Dam Dam.

Ornate knife - 7/09/xx Cooed when he glared.

etc. Just, a list of all the times they have managed to make him loose his shit. They proudly display it in the games room . Sam is tries to get into it. But Alfred too advantage of the phasing powers. It's entirely sealed and shatter/bullet proof. They just phase in their new items when they get them.

Bruce just sighed and shook his head. Dick has tried to interfere. But Danny pulled him up short. Yes he is younger. But that does not give him the right to be rude without consequence. It also doesn't give him the right to attack when we call him on it. Tim has new favourite siblings.

Tim makes that clear by hanging out with them. They turn these hangouts into mission:make tim healthy

And it works!

Dani drags him to sleepovers in Danny's room where they talk and listen and he finds himself actually sleeping so he doesn't drink as much coffee. Danny Parallel plays while he's working on a project and always has food within easy reach of both of them while they work on their various projects. Tim mindlessly eats sandwiches and berries while answering emails.

Tim's coloring improves, his eyebags are no longer designer, and if he keeps this up - he might even have a growth spurt! And with Danny and dani having absorbed many lectures from jazz, tim's self esteem and sense of self worth goes up too!

Yes! And the best thing is they aren't making it a chore! They are just making it an option. And maybe nudging him in the right direction. What, we just wanted to chill in our room and cuddle! Positive touch is very important for Ecto beings you know? Tim is helping us by indulging out hug quota!

And you kniw, sometimes we just want to be near our favourite people. Totally not sneakily helping him! nope! Side benefit! Alfred approves. They are very very good at what they are doing.

Bruce is designed to it now. Would he prefer that Damian wasn't being would up to homicidal levels? Yes. But the fact is that it is actually working. The fact that they refuse to give him any leeway they wouldn't give others is reinforcing some lessons he has tried to teach. And they got Tim to sleep. Which is frankly a miracle.

Cass enjoys their general chaos. She likes watching them play. And she also enjoys the cuddle piles they initiate. She also enjoys having two more people to play stealth tag with. Those two give her a real challenge for the top slot.

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

you. you get it.

As a noble your clothing was ruined by an orphan worker. As punishment you gave her the worst fate imaginable: chores around your mansion, plainest clothing, 3 meals a day, and schooling, which you abhorred.

havent uploaded here in yonks! Here some animatic panels

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they’ll defend it to their dying breaths.

Fun tags on this post

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

The shirt removal really solidifies this as a genuine reaction

Same energy

Heritage post

yes and

and 

"But she gave birth to you, you owe her!"

My mother wanted to be a mother. It was her dream to be a mother. She poured all her energy into being a Good Christian Mother.

She did not want me. She wanted motherhood. I was a side effect of her dream. Once I was old enough to disagree with her, she hated me. I wasn't making her look like a Good Christian Mother. I was loud, disobedient, needy... almost like a child. Not quiet and pretty and grateful for crumbs.

Yes, she birthed me. For herself and her partner. For the people who were already born. Not for me. As all mothers have for all of time. It's not the birthing that makes a mother worth honoring, it's the parenting.

QFT:

DP x DC prompt

The Justice League and Danny get thrown into an alien prison. Superman or the Flash was worried about Danny but he didn't seem to be that shocked about being in prison.

When one of them asked how he was so calm he just shrugged and told them it was not his first time. They then watched as Danny proceeded to cause a prison riot in order to escape.

Once outside-

Danny, cracking knuckles: works everytime

JL: what the fuck

No, no it isn’t.

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

deeply endearing

DC x DP: The assistant

Tim Drake gets a new personal assistant. It's not that he wants a new one, but Tam is taking on a different position since her knowing his secret isn't enough to stop her from spreading her wings.

So Tim opened her old position and screened through applications. He gets frustrated by everyone who applies because they are all older and think they know better. Yes, he plays his part, but being talked down to despite being CEO for years is frustrating.

He takes a break for some coffee between interviews and happens upon one of the people he interviewed being extremely rude to an employee.

The employee is laughing at him for throwing a fit over there, not being almond milk, and not even trying to entertain his adult tantrum. Tim watches the boy lose his job for being disrespectful to essential customers and falls a little bit in love.

He follows the boy outside, offering him a job before he can think with his head and not his hormones and the ex- birista accepts.

Danny Fenton starts the following day, shocked to find himself with an excellent-paying job. He honestly thought the weird sleep-deprived guy who offered him a job was a drug dealer or confused Danny for a male escort so this was a pleasant surprise.

Danny prides himself on being the one Barista at the WE Starbucks that doesn't get weird about high level personel. That isn't to say all the others are /super/ weird, they just... are intimidated by the people who could literally ruin their lives at the drop of a hat.

Danny is just built different. You kinda have to be when you face off against the tyrant king of the dimension that holds all dimensions together /and win/ at age 15. Not to mention the whole "on the run from the government and your parents after several weeks of torture that is still technically legal" thing.

All this to say, Danny has very, very few fucks to give to the people who run the company that his lowly Starbucks job is placed in.

This does have the unfortunate side effect of making his managers unhappy with him when he doesn't show the 'correct' amount of respect to the people who come and go. He is on thin ice after the last time he stared down a WE Board member until they stopped yelling at him. It doesn't matter that Ms. Fox, the PA for the CEO, likes him and stood up for him during the incident last time, he is supposed to be on his best behavior.

This particular, red-faced, spitting mad customer is not one Danny recognizes. There are a combination of factors that lead to Danny's quote-unquote breakdown on this customer and Danny takes a half a second while he waits stonefaced for a break in the man's rant to list them.

The man finally stops for a breath and Danny takes that as his que. "So what I am hearing is that you want me, literally the lowest person on the Starbucks corporate ladder, to personally loose my job because we don't carry the specific brand of soy milk that you prefer?"

The man opens his mouth to say something and Danny holds a hand up to stop him. One if his coworkers snorts quietly and the other mutters, "Danny just snapped," so quietly that Danny is absolutely sure no one was suppossed to hear it.

Time to put his hard earned psychological evaluation skills to use. He has never been more glad for Jazz's special interest in psychology then now. He is loosing his job after this for sure, so he is gonna make it count.

"No, I think it is your turn to listen. You, Sir, aren't actually mad about any of this. You are, at most, a little annoyed by the change in product but ultimately give less of a fuck about that I do about your quite frankly /childish/ temper tantrum."

Danny refuses to acknowledge that the pair of people walking through the door are Tam and Mr.Drake-Wayne. He knows that Tam will enjoy the show, at least, and maybe if he makes a good enough impression he can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's phone number to ask him on a date. Tim is fucking pretty, sue him. Danny keeps his eyes firmly locked on the man in front of him.

"No you are mad because you were dismissed from your interview for PA to the CEO 20 minutes early because you think you could do the job of CEO better then the young Mr. Drake-Wayne and acted like it. You think your 'real diploma', bachelor's in Business Management, and generational wealth make you inherently better then people like Mr. Drake-Wayne and I who dropped out of high school and haven't publicly persued any higher education. You think that people like him should be here in my shoes where you don't have to pretend to think of them as actual humans deserving of basic courtesy and respect, so when he called you out on your frankly archaic biases and dismissed you from being eligible for the position ten minutes into your allotted time with him-which you were already insulted by because the meeting was based on /his/ schedule instead of yours-it made you uncomfortable. You don't like that someone so young and seemingly uneducated is better then you because it doesn't fit your narrow little world view where the only people worth calling people are the ones who grew up with silver spoons in their mouths."

Danny is pretty sure Tam is holding back from cheering him on. He swallows the grin that threatens to appear because of it and finally takes his eyes off of the asshole only to pretend to inspect his nails, letting boredome suffuse the air around him as he keeps going.

"You can't just say that to him though, because reguardless of how bitter and jealous you are that he is in that spot instead if you, you recognize that he has all the power in that situation and you just have to deal with it. But you don't like feeling small and wrong and out of control, so you decided that you would do what always makes you feel better when someone you consider lesser comes out on top of you; you found the nearest little guy that you could scream at without consequences and proceeded to throw the exact kind of temper tantrum you can't throw in front of Mr. Drake-Wayne."

Is that a hint of awe in Tim's eyes? Danny fights another grin down when Tam looks at Tim and a menacing kind of glee makes its way into her expression.

"Unluckly for you, I don't need a high school diploma or college degree to be able to tell that all this screaming is a result of a superiority complex used to mask the fact that you know, in the back of your head, deep down in the bottom of your heart, how insignificant you are. You have to pretend those things like age and official education and wealth make you better then you are because otherwise you would have to face the reality of your own abilities. If those things don't matter, then you are mediocre at best. And if you are mediocre, then what makes you different from the people you consider below you?"

The cafe is silent as Danny finally looks back up at the man and grins. "It's okay though, you can keep yelling at me if you want. Sometimes our feelings are just too big to fit inside our bodies and we need to let them out, but we don't always have the tools to do that in a healthy way. Maybe after you feel better, you can look into some better coping skills then taking your misplaced agression out on innocent baristas."

-

Tim may or may not have just fallen in love.

"Tam I want him to be my PA," he turns to Tam, whose face promises merciless teasing.

Tam just laughs at him.

The Fentons have always been famous for their legal sale of weapons, usually based on ectoplasm and used to hunt ghosts. That's where they got most of their funds, whether it was to finance new inventions, their laboratory, or their children's education.

The problem began when they found out that Phantom was their son. Because of that revelation they accepted that they couldn't continue on that path, how could they continue to sell weapons that helped hunt down their baby? Even if they didn't trust all the ghosts Danny changed their perspective of the Infinite Realms and they were more or less at peace.

That is why they debated for hours on what to do to make money again, until they noticed something curious: Most of the people in Amity couldn't get drunk. It was a silly thing to focus on, but thanks to a quick investigation they noticed that after the portal opened no one had made it.

That the reason they created a new brand of beer "Boor", which affected both ghosts and humans contaminated with ectoplasm. Their business quickly became a success and the beer was exported elsewhere (with many care and prevention labels).

When Jason Todd noticed "Boor" on the shelf at the bar he frequented, he snorted. The beer had a small ghost on the bottle, which caught his attention, he ordered it out of curiosity and when the waiter told him that the brand claimed that the product "was capable of making even the dead drunk" Jason almost laughed.

Big was his surprise the next day when he woke up on one of Gotham's rooftops with a severe hangover. He had at least 8 missed calls from Nightwing and a bottle with a cartoon ghost in his hand.

Jason has been drunk for DAYS. When he realized he was actually getting drunk he was like "i HAVE to thank these creators" and calls Tim to demand Tim finds these people. Drunk Jason is immensely entertaining so Tim humors him. It hasnt even been 24 hours yet and Jason is on his way to IL because apparently he was serious about this. Tim ends up having to tag along as a babysitter because Jason's goons are also drunk (on the regular stuff) and encouraging Jason. Its like noon by the time they roll up to Amity Park because still drunk Jason who is glued to his miracle bottle insisted on stopping at all the tourist traps. Jason then gets distracted by all the ghost tourist spots in town before they finally make it to Fenton works. Jason staggers right in there and starts shaking peoples hands and everyone rolls with it because actually Jason is not the first person to do this. Jack cracks open a new bottle to celebrate and Danny and friends join. Tim is gathering so much blackmail material as Jason plays stupid drinking games with people his own age. One point Jason gets sad because "i love this beer so much but i cant marry beer because its not a person" so Tucker is just like "marry Danny! He gets this beer for free!" and thats what Jason does. Tim films the proposal. Danny is just as horribly wasted as Jason because its Boor Beer. Its like 10pm now and Danny and Jason are like "we have to elope right now" which starts another road trip.

Anyways Jason wakes up fully sober for the first time in days 40 miles out from vegas to a ring pop on his hand, four new tattoos, and a grinning Tim who livestreamed Jason's wedding to the world.

Also in his vows he vowed to name their firstborn after Danny's super cool clone sister and Dick is devastated

oh..my... ancients...

This is perfect!!!!

Add a little bit of ghost biology and Danny's core created an artificial womb to nest the little ghostling! Now Ellie is ecstatic to become an aunt/older sister. While Bruce is having existential crisis since he is becoming a grandpa.

Damian, Tim and Dick are in a warpath to become the favorite uncle.

Au where the Drake’s don’t die (they’re just bad parents) and as Tim gets older they start spending a SLIGHT bit more time with him to train him to take over Drake industries. They start trying to set up a marriage to a daughter of a good family for Tim, but he’s dating Bernard, who is not only a man but from a “subpar family.” They demand he break it off.

Tim refuses to break up with his boyfriend, threatens causing a huge scandal and making out with Bernard in public if they engage him to anyone.

Jack and Janet threaten to disown him, bc they think Tim’s been living the soft cushy house (manor) life hidden away from the world on thier money this whole time, so they’re all, “You’ll come crawling back, you need us and our money, this will teach you a lesson.”

Tim, who has been practically independent since he was four, has extensive robin training, access to zetatubes, powerful friends (and enemies) in every major city across the world, at least eight fully stocked safehouses in Upper Gotham alone, a personal bank account under his own name with combined Drake and Wayne allowance, at this point is only in Drake manor when his parents are here (a week with an important gala every four months maybe) and has LITERALLY had a discussion with Bruce about a custody battle due to negligence so he can call himself a Wayne on paper not even a week before, just laughs.

“This is Gotham. I’ll get Bruce Wayne to adopt me.”

That makes them mad. His parents show him the disowning paperwork and kick him out. Tim doesn’t even run to Wayne Manor, he meanders over while tapping at his phone.

Bruce already had the paperwork ready. The Drakes don’t know what’s happening before it’s too late. Tim is a Wayne. They try to challenge it but they relinquished all rights and Tim has receipts of parental neglect and also he already has a room at the manor.

Tim takes over as Wayne Industries CEO (the sooner the funnier) and immediately starts being awesome at it, smug ass grin in every photo, the other Waynes cackling in the background as the Drakes seethe and thier stocks plummet. The next gala they go to, Bruce makes absolutely sure to turn to Tim and go, “So son, when is your boyfriend coming over for dinner?”

Bernard comes back from a family camping trip to find out his boyfriend started an upper crust civil war for the right to date him. And also he’s invited to Wayne Manor. Wtf Tim.

I can imagine the headlines