even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.
nectarines remind me of my dad and going to swim meets every weekend during the summer months as a kid and in the mornings while my sisters and I were warming up in the pool my dad would leave for the grocery store to get us snacks he would always try to bring back nectarines because they were our favorite and to quote ada limon: I can’t help it. I love the way men love.
i cannot be expected to act right in the presence of a perfectly ripe nectarine
This is true love. You think this happens every day?
THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
someone you follow mentioning a YouTube video you just watched feels so romantic it’s like knowing we stare up at the same sky the same moon the same video recommendations
POV: youre scrolling thru FB and everyone posts their pregnancy announcement - 4th of July edition
Happy 4th of July! This year mommy and America have something in common - We’re both invaded, shot up, and colonized by a white guy!
(choking laughter) No no no
Welcome to the world baby “Buy My Merch CTL ALT DELETE Musk
cutting her off - you can’t post that one
Bryce usually asks me to take him from behind, but today (pained look from Bryce) the only thing I’m strapping on is his last name - we’re finally a family!
Ok, ready?
What do you want me to do?
Just put your thing on my butt [he puts a cardboard tube on her but as she is in a bad downward dog yoga pose] Ok.
Gas is $5 a gallon, but Daddy’s been pumping up Mommy with his premium liquid for free! [he walks off screen] Welcome to the world baby Anal Bead Groupon May
An underrated joke is when Walt goes back through the broken glass in the door he broke at Saul’s law office instead of just unlocking it
I will defend chris pine’s performance as kirk to the grave he just gets it he’s possessed by whatever spirit it was that jumped into william shatner’s body in the 1960s that made him a doe-eyed besotted fool for spock
I’m just now hearing for the first time that HH Holmes was exhumed from his concrete tomb in 2017 by the university of Pennsylvania to confirm his identity or whatever but the larger impact this should have had on the world is that there should have been a follow-up episode of supernatural season 2 episode 6 “no exit” in which the boys fight and subsequently seal his ghost in cement underneath a gentrified neighborhood in Philadelphia because he’s killing blonde white girls and they can’t access his body to burn it and defeat him
#I stopped watching season 6 so if there was a later season episode about it I don’t want to know#BUT#missed opportunity#also there are perhaps some political dimensions to supernatural episodes huh lmao#mutuals watching for destiel I’m watching for this stupid one-off monster of the week to make a return#get on my level#jk jk I love you 😘#I just rewatched that episode like last month so the memory of it is very fresh#the brain rot never truly leaves you
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We all know what we're really celebrating this 4th
“the horrors” is such a good phrase for when anyone experiences anything. going to work? thats the horrors. thinking about a really awful time of your life? the horrors. waking up before youre supposed to and not being able to fall back asleep? also the horrors