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angryinkeddrunk
I WAS JUST DISCUSSING WITH MY HUSBAND HOW A “BUTCH” LESBIAN IS WAY MORE LIKELY TO BE KICKED OUT OF A WOMEN’S RESTROOM THAN A TRANS WOMAN BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID SHIT AND HERE IT IS.
Source: mic.com
accidentally offending a good friend
ghost-anus
purposefully offending a bad friend
this commercial changed me as a person
liamhunny
they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial
DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard tho
his breath is so bad but she still loves him…
there is nothing more fun than complaining about star trek with people who know that complaining about star trek is part of loving star trek
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
consultingmoosecaptain
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that
“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
thelastmellophone
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
Source: earlysea
this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying
I’ve sat and read this over and over and realized just how true this actually is. Jesus Christ.
aamericaa-one-tv
grocery shopping with friends is the purest form of bonding you can do w someone