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One Bad Bitch

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16. Taken. Country. Kiss my ass. Cheerleader.
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hellomeghann

1979 tho 😳

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stuckinthiscocoon

It was the 70s okay? Everybody did drugs back then

1979 😩😩😩

79 & 59 Barbie look like she’ll give you the clap then rob you.

2010: I’m ready to get my life together as an successful working woman 2011: fuck that I got me a sugar daddy

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Me: was that a cramp
Me: no
Me: no no no
Period: I'm back motherfuckers
Period: Heeey let's go visit Niagara Falls...it's in your vagina now, didn't you know?
Period: blood blood blood blood hahaha
Period: let's wring your uterus out like it's a wet towel
Period: *stages a post-murder scene on my bed*
Period: headache? Check. Sore breasts? Check. Nausea? Check. Good work, satanic hormones.
Period: ice cream Nutella candy peanut butter gimme gimme
Period: horny oh so horny
Period: ew no boys are gross don't touch me
Period: *parents give me a look* burst into tears
Period: whoops there goes my diet
Period: I'm so fat and disgusting kill me now
Period: do your cramps feel like you're pushing out a small baby? Yes? Good. We like to see you in pain
Me: *cries and writhes in pain for six days*
Me: I fucking hate everything