i don't even give a shit if they pack the site with algorithmic garbage to appeal to new users i dont look at the 'for you' page anyway and xkit blocks out all that other dumb shit but the phrase 'the outdated decision to focus on the following page' is like if one million canaries marched on stage with red flags and died in perfect synchronization with each other
Throw me to the cereal aisle and I'll come back pregnant.
i’m coming back with a litter
suzanne collins is such a genius... the cultural phenomena of her series leading to the hanging tree house remixes, mockingjay being milked for two (bad) movies, the capitol-inspired makeup palettes, the halloween costumes, the explosion of the market for dystopia, the butchering of her characters and removal of disabilities, disfiguration, and racial tension + representation to sell more tickets, the extra gale scenes to fuel discourse, and the audience showing up to cinemas to watch what was pretty honestly marketed to them (the jacob vs edwardification of the symbolic love story and also to watch children fight to the death) it's just so ridiculously ironic i would say you can't write this shit, but she did write about it... in The Hunger Games published 2008
tea-and-secrets
Anonymous asked:
My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail
But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush
So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.
We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked
I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that
To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again
You just don't get content like this anywhere else
ngl deep respect to this person for hauling ass and getting shit done for their friend like laugh all you want but this person was RIDE OR DIE
Fucking animal time
Happy elwoowoo wednesday
EL WOO WOO
you know how old scifi is. [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote t
a collection 😵💫😵💫😵💫
(the lathe of heaven by ursula k le guin)
(metaphase by vonda n. mcintyre)
(the dispossessed by ursula k le guin)
(the unfortunate fall by raphael carter)
(bone dance by emma bull)
(woman on the edge of time by marge piercy)
(babel-17 by samuel r. delany)
(woman on the edge of time by marge piercy)
(bone dance by emma bull)
(the telling by ursula k. le guin)
(metaphase by vonda n. mcintyre)
*correction the fourth book is called the fortunate fall. idk why i keep misspelling it as unfortunate 💀
Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
tom-marvolo-dildo
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
I have been playing Skyrim for 11 years, and I JUST learned you can pick up bear traps.
you’re not gonna believe the gas station i drove by today
@hamsahandprint hands ownership of this post to you
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST
The armpit fetishists did this
correct! now say 🗣️ "thank you"
I’m obsessed with this tweet