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黑色的绝望

@mitsukosan-blog

not pro anything. do not belong to any communities. following and reblogging who- and whatever is relatable. 21+
send me ur business ideas. i want to start something up in 2k19

Essential oils :D but on some real stuff, what would you like to do? You can make jewellery or customize stationery (like notepads and such), or make hard candies, or make herbal & fruit teas. If you're good with programming or drawing, you could make apps or video games.

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

Here’s to a new year of skinny 🥂

•Like if you wanna get skinny in 2019💛

•Reblog for good luck ✨

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

You will be happy right here, right now. Or I'll come and make you happy, better watch your back.

not all anas count calories!

not all anas are white!

not all anas want to die!

not all anas are teens!

not all anas throw up!

not all anas are girls!

not all anas are thin!

not all anas hate food!

pass it on

Oh shit the tea is hot and has 0 calories

Because people are still ignorant

It's almost 2019 and still most don't understand that anorexia is not a fancy character trope

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ratfuck

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

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spacegate

Diogenes of Sinope was on some real shit i tell you what.

-He lived in a tub in the market place cause fuck houses. There he would regularly masturbate in public and didn’t give two shits.

-He would walk around with a lantern during the day and tell people he was looking for an honest man.

-Alexander the Great was a big fan of Diogenes. He asked Diogenes if he could do any favor, and Diogenes told him that he was standing in his light and to move. Alexander was impressed but the balls of this guy, and then said ‘ But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes”. Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes. “

-He would Pee on people who insulted him.

-When Plato defined a man as a ‘featherless biped’, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to him, declaring ‘BEHOLD! PLATOS MAN!’

-The face spitting came from an instance where a man invited Diogenes to his splendid manor, and told him not to spit anywhere. So Diogenes spit in his face.

-For a while his only possession was a bowl. When he saw a child drinking water with his hands, he threw away the bowl because why bother with it when he can just use his hands?

-One theory of how he died is that he just got tired of living, held his breath, and then died. He specified in his will he wanted his body thrown out of the city so wild animals can eat it.

Seriously people should read up on this guy. He was next level shit.

- he invented BDE

I'm screaming

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

im desperate

  • hey guys whats up
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durbikins

how’d you make a blank post?

  • you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.
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durbikins

please tell me

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

Yea