rb this to give the person you reblogged from a small candy (restores to full HP on use)
I know the common headcanon for pianist Undyne is "Undyne Fucking Smashes Her Fists On The Piano" but I much prefer "Undyne is actually very skilled at the piano and it is one of those times her loudness and intensity isn't at full blast".
rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog
just drank water. life is so crazy
this post reminded me I had a cup of water and now im drinking it. life is so crazy
rb this to give the person you rbd this from a cool rock
hate how when I’m sick to my stomach with a guilt that can never be healed i literally cant even get out of family gatherings. like what is the point
ngl whenever people mention having/using facebook like a perfectly normal thing they assume I probably do to it throws me for a loop,, like you're actually using it ? this isn't all one big mind game ? it's just a common normal thing for you ?? wack.
people will be like yeah I was chatting with my friend on facebook messenger and ill nod but inside im going what went wrong to make you guys want to use messenger instead of a normal message system. and then i remember that some people prefer it and immediately feel like im in that roller coaster thats a normal swing ride but they rotate the walls around you to make it feel like you are going upside down
ngl whenever people mention having/using facebook like a perfectly normal thing they assume I probably do to it throws me for a loop,, like you're actually using it ? this isn't all one big mind game ? it's just a common normal thing for you ?? wack.
the 'w' key on my keyboard is broken so ive taken to keeping it in my clipboard and whenever i need it i just paste it. it works pretty well except that sometimes I wANT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND wHENEVER I DO I SUDDENLY TURN INTO THE wORLD'S wORST FANTROLL
you can't just post this without showing everyone my fanart of your new oc
Psychology textbook diagrams never cease to amaze me
ok y'all this isn't a psych textbook gaslighting you into thinking it's normal and ok for your boss to yell at you, it's specifically about understanding that other people's treatment of you is usually more about them than you. If your boss is pissy with you, it's absolutely more healthy to understand that behavior as a reflection of his mental state rather than of your worth as an employee. It's not a psych textbook's job to advise you how to improve your workplace or say what is/isn't acceptable treatment by a boss. It's an example of detaching your own self-worth from how other people treat you.
^^THIS!
In fact, if you let yourself think of other people's treatment as a reflection on YOU more than it is on THEM, it can prevent you from getting things done.
Or, in other words,
fuck oxygen bars me n my homies are going to the helium bar to inhale some helium and then make silly noises at each other
I think if you have a pokemon with a move and another pokemon that can learn it (by egg move, tm/tr, tutor, level up, reminder, etc etc etc) you should be able to have the one that knows it teach the other one the move. maybe as a restriction on it you need to take them to a postgame training ground or you can only do it once a day or whatever but i think it would be a cute little balance feature and, more importantly, i want to watch my pokemon bonding with each other and learning moves from each other ,
everyone: n is an uwu soft boy succulent loving gentle trans gender soft boy oo woo never harms anything soft gentle soft uwu nwn soft boy gentle soft gentle boy no anger ever
me (n harmonia): *listens to mama by mcr* *imagines an animatic about my memories*
bad tier: pirates are cool because they look so tough in cartoons!
meh tier: actually cartoons use disabled villain tropes to make pirates look "scary", real pirates mostly just looked like normal sailors and had pretty boring lives 90% of the time when they weren't actively engaged in attacking ships
ok tier: that's still really cool because they got to steal all the money they wanted and no one could tell them what to do
yeah tier: piracy actually involved a lot of atrocities, and them getting to live freewheeling lives based on theft was not without human cost
good tier: piracy was a response to capitalist and colonialist greed, since it thrives most amidst massive programs of wealth extraction that should never exist. Pirates often had no or little other way of making money outside of being pressganged into the same sort of violence, but state sponsored, in the british military
best tier: pirates fuck hard and everything about their aesthetic slaps we should beat up more capitalists using swords and cannons
god tier: pirates r like this
vent post, mental illness stuff
controversial opinion its time we had a pokemon game where it's MOST convenient to evolve eevee into glaceon.
yeah ex catholic music slaps and shit but uh. jewish content where someone is so fucking pissed at g-ds bullshit that they fucking spit the words of Kaddish Yatom is. kisses fingers. slams my hand on the wall twice. wails aloud
tired: non-dog character with tail displays dog body language
wired: character with tail displays cat body language
inspired: character with tail displays body language for the species theyre actually based on
so did that pen in h*rry p*tter where you write lines in your own blood give you Symptoms as a child or are you normal
anyway we need more leftist spaces online. I know irl leftist spaces are important but thats not actually mutually exclusive with online leftist spaces being important.
probably d/n/r this because it's vague as shit and if I admit to wanting leftist online spaces to spend time in someones going to try to get me to go to back mastodon and I might have to commit war crimes if they do







