Okay so turns out if you've got an adblocker on, you can block specifically just the clown pirate and they'll vanish. I've got AdBlock, and I just right-clicked on them and chose "block this ad".

As far as I can tell, there's no way to make them go away otherwise.

Putting this out there for everyone who may be scared of clowns, doesn't like shit clogging up their dash, or just is sick of seeing them

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some doodles from like. when i rewatched nge

It's a het ship to YOU. To ME, they are both incredibly bisexual.

everyone tag your newly discovered genders

Three Puppies - Japan, 18th century

Ultimate Anime Tournament: Round 5, Matchup 4

everyone reblog this with your White Guy trait. mine is that whenever someone thanks me I go “yup” in that clipped white guy way and just leave

I frequently say, "It's not heavy, just awkward."

the urge to just DIY stuff complete with full white guy confidence/hubris

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

(tag via @dare-to-dm)

I got asked to bring back these good omens pins that I made ~4 years ago! I’ll be tweaking the design a little bit and updating the backing card!! I’m so surprised that folks wanted me to bring this back but also excited! reblogs/shares help a lot, thank you!!!!!

preorders open here! ✨

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people

THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?

enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from

BaalBuddy

this makes me so sad holy shit

Aziraphale was about to confess too before Metatron and his coffee came into the bookshop;

Okay, hear me out. In 2x02, when they’re talking about “how people fall in love”, Crowley talks about sudden rainstorms,

which is an obvious reference to how he fell in love, about 6000 years earlier (poor demon thinks everyone falls in love the way he did)

Aziraphale doesn’t get it and answers “seems a bit unlikely”. He didn’t connect the dots, he doesn’t think Crowley loves him that way. All he knows about falling in love is what he read in books. Of course he fell in love with Crowley too, but I’m pretty sure he did in ‘41 when Crowley saved his books from a bomb, and that’s a bit hard to recreate, so… balls.

That’s his idea, you make two people dance together and they magically fall in love, which is so in-character I want to scream. Now let’s get to 2x05. We know Aziraphale always tried to avoid organizing those meetings, but he’s suddenly so excited about it he is WILLING TO GIVE AWAY HIS BOOKS. Why would he do something like that? There’s no way it’s actually to make Maggie and Nina fall in love. At that point, Muriel doesn’t even care anymore about it, they all know the truth about the miracle is about to be revealed, so there’s no point in being so persistent about Maggie and Nina’s relationship. He’s an angel; of course he cares about humans being happy, but I don’t think he cares so much about two semi-strangers’ love life that he’s willing to give away BOOKS for the off chance that the Jane Austen method will actually work on two humans he knows nothing about. So, my conclusion is, he’s organizing that night for him and Crowley. They are the ones that he hopes realize they’re deeply in love with each other, and that is something worth giving away books for. Which explains why he’s so excited but also a bit scared when he asks Crowley to dance with him.

It explains why he ignores the fact that Crowley is trying to tell him that something important and dangerous is about to happen, just so they can have a little dance. It also explains this reaction when he sees Gabriel and Beelzebub being in love with each other

and the way he looks at Crowley while they’re talking about them.

I mean, I know he always stares lovingly at him, but not like that, right? That’s a face that screams “I’m so going to tell you I love you when all this is over”.

So, my point is:

Fuck Metatron.

That’s my point.

this reply in the comments tho

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

Squishy Clodsire and family chilling in a chocolate swamp! 🤎

So glad I was able to make the shape out of panna cotta, the texture was perfect for my new favorite round boy, look at him 🥹

CHANDRAYAAN 3 MADE IT