I only watch the last two minutes of the Kentucky Derby coverage because the race* is all that matters, of course. A bunch of rich white people sucking each other off for three+ hours prior to is absolutely ridiculous.
That's the same reason I only watched the last two minutes of the UK coronation earlier today. I was hoping they might cut the heads off of Charles and Camilla.
*Im fully aware that the race is a fucked up thing too, but I somewhat admire the jockeys. They're actually pretty amazing athletes. Tiny little athletes, but pretty amazing.
