source: @pursu777 // reddit
do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again
It's all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur
cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is
it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp
first of all
Dave is a fucking guest
This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.
OK thanks
ha me
further proving my tumblr hive mind theory
Oh shit I forgot to set a timer
I’m sure it’s fine
Okay maybe not
Not gonna lie, this made me laugh
Meeeee
delightfulsubgirl
My level of anxiety.
This is literally me
Lol, this is me
lavenderbones-sophisticstedcats
Why is this me
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