justin bieber

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being

Tumblr as a baby

a rebellious teen

awkward puberty stage

young adult

and now, as a mature adult

starkbannr:

#in which you could hear every heart in the theater break

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

Reasons I love the internet more than people 

you forgot one

I CAN’T ESCAPE ALLO PEOPLE SOMEONE HELP

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

”(:” makes everything sound mean and sarcastic

I like :) more than (:

well aren’t you special (:

via

this gives me faith in humanity

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

Try the eggnog.

The fact that Jared really spiked it and you can see the surprise on Jensen’s face. Perfection.

genuine Jared smile in the fourth gif aw

my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

*gets hit by a bus but in a cute and quirky way*

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up