I literally can’t get over this. Sephiroth really just said “Woe, Materia be upon ye.”

Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:

1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.

2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.

3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.

And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much

Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe

@zombeesknees

howling

reblogging bc the notes are killing me

The Weimaraner guy I just spit out my coffee

Actively wheezing 😂😂

PLEASE

Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.

[ID: An image of some transcribed margin notes from medieval scribes and copyists.

-New parchment, bad ink; I say nothing more

-I am very cold

-That’s a hard page and a weary work to read it

-Let the reader’s voice honor the writer’s pen

-This page has not been written very slowly

-The parchment is hairy

-The ink is thin

-Thank god, it will soon be dark

-Oh my hand

-Now I’ve written the whole thing: for Christ’s sake give me a drink

-Writing is excessive drudgery. It crooks your back, it dims your sight, it twists your stomach and your sides.

-St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing.

-While I wrote I froze, and what I could not write by the beams of the sun I finished by candlelight

-As the harbor is welcome to the sailor, so is the last line to the scribe

-This is sad! O little book! A day will come in truth when over your page will say “The hand that wrote it is no more”.]

This weirdly reminds me to not throw away the pages of writing which just contains scribbles or where I wrote comments in the margin. How sad would it be if these monks had thrown out these pages and started over?

Saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

Damn. Skill Issue.

Need a better breakdown? Tiktok attached below that explains Zoom's new Terms of Service:

What about folks who have therapy via Zoom? Court hearings? The list goes on. If you've got any Zoom alternatives, or maybe preference for one of the ones we listed with why, reblog please!

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Email your university about FERPA compliance if you or your peers take online classes also

Gonna have to bring this up to my therapist, we do our appointments over zoom and I am def not comfortable with my trauma and shit being used for that.

moodboard 💕✨

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

obsessed

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]

its labor day where the fuck is homestar runner

gotta do everything my damn self around here

this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction

how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that “full of milk” drawing except somehow rounder

ROTUND

artistic rendition

im actually crying rn thank you so much for this. he is perfect. 

CROISSANT

I posted on Facebook how y'all are calling him 'fried shrimp' and someone said he looks like a furry apostrophe.

So naturally I did this:

odd tumblr glitch.. while it seems they have extended the time tumblr live is snoozed from 1 week to 30 days

despite it being clearly switched on, and me even turning it on and off again multiple times, i think the snooze button has been broken completely because the tumblr live page will not go away at all

oh my god youre probably right. that is such a garbage fucking decision. @staff NOBODY WANTS TO USE YOUR SHITTY LIVE STREAM SERVICE!!!! GO CHOKE!!!!

Oh it’s over for you hoes

Bitch you thought

Oh you’re all going down

Reblog to remove hazards from your mutuals dashes

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die