Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

cyber-corp

It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…

the-haiku-bot

It’s like looking at

an influential piece from

an art period…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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how does this only have 1400 notes

dangitsbrightinhere

end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

here

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krystal-prisms

Someone add do you love the color of the sky

liquid-geodes

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

yupokaysuremhm

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

kennyswurvegurl

I’m going to hurt all of you

cobalt-snowdin

Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset

Welcome to hellsite, babes

Take a fuckin sip

you’re all insane

the-only-useful-lesbian

I think this is the longest post on this site

im-a-dragon-cawcaw

I AM

SOBBING

MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY

bakugou-klancey-lance

Kelpie i am hunting you down

How bad of a person would I be if I spam reblogged this until I hit the post limit

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

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hellsite-hall-of-fame

roswellzero

Please select all matching images.

hellsite-hall-of-fame

THIS IS AMAZING

mist-with-a-twist

adorablecrab

Girls just being girls!

mispelled

Every time I see this I watch the whole thing and I just love it a lot so I’m finally reblogging

between-stars-and-waves

😄

mist-with-a-twist

sm0kebreaks

castratedvader

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

zzoupz

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

swesq21

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

mist-with-a-twist

spooksier

reallyndacarter

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

charlesoberonn

mist-with-a-twist

courfeyracs-swordcane

fandomsandfeminism

Its almost that time of year again!

Happy Pride!

mr sandman

man me a sand

thesylverlining

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

mist-with-a-twist

hellsite-hall-of-fame

plaid-n-converse

memeception

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

kait-the-kitty

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

garecc

W o w

You know I had to

plaid-n-converse

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

astral-ghoul

well i added my contribution : )

why—

fandersunite

IM SCREAMING

robynspreciousnest

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

operahousebookworm

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

three-cheers-for-pretty-odd

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )

Yo, I added more layers.

24 layers!

Oh my fucking god-

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

I’m sorry-

What the fuck? It got longer?

ricecakeandhoney

My terrible contribution

mist-with-a-twist

corpsoir

imlizy

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

fawkes-rinzler

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.

furrama

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

GIF by koyo-koyo

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

fujiwaradivebar

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

judas-jpg

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

mist-with-a-twist

the-haiku-bot

cursedgreendayimages

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

leona-florianova

- Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais

oceaxe-ifdawn

how do we get them to stop doing that

backupstardust

How do I get one of those to project on the neighbor’s grain silo

the-haiku-bot

How do I get one

of those to project on the

neighbor’s grain silo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mist-with-a-twist

toldentops

audible-smiles

god, I love this concept. don’t bother with breast forms, just fucking wear an optical illusion. will everyone know what you’re doing? yes, obviously, but they won’t be able to look at your great boobs for longer than two seconds without feeling dizzy, so who cares?

repalakiedomer

karcatgirl-vantas

#wearing this over a binder would be comedic genius

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calware

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan

feel free to add on

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