what i would give to be in ireland rn
destiel graduated from queerbaiting to bury your gays
“I’m going to take you home.” “you promise?” “I promise.”
That was good. And a huge reason that was good was because you had all the main characters actually interacting. WOW. What a concept.
an ensemble cast …..acting in ….an ensemble???? on the same plot?????
What I love about one direction concerts is that you can caption any screenshot of one with “my last brain cells” because at any given moment a few of them will be tripping and shoving each other, one of them is actually singing, and another one is eating noodles or some shit
I once watched a kid in the lunchroom eat tater tots with a switchblade
You fool, that was Two-Bit Matthews
nicky, allison, and aaron watching as someone stops neil from continuously degrading the Japanese mafia on live television:
Neil: you hate me, remember?
Andrew: every inch of you
Andrew: that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you
Neil:
Neil: andrew stop it, we’re in chuck e cheese
My hot take on TVD characters
Caroline: lesbian wine mom energy
Elena: v straight
Bonnie: distinguished bi, probably cuffs jeans
Damon: the epitome of straight
Matt and Tyler: straight homies
Stefan: repressed homosexual vibes
Rebekah: way too much power to be straight, but sexuality unclear/unlabeled
Klaus: 100% pan
Elijah: straight ally king
My friends: do you have any crushes? 👀
Me, far in the closet: no the boys at our school are weird haha
My friends: you never talk about guys. Are you sure you don’t like any? You must like someone
Me: ...cooties?
My friends:
My friends: sounds reasonable
Me:
I would like to arrest Anne Shirly Cuthbert and Gilbert Blythe for stealing my heart 🥺🥺
Me? Procrastinating? More Likely Than You Think, now playing in theaters near you. Stay tuned for the sequel, Me? Overwhelmed And Stressed Out? A Common Occurence
How does Charlie Heaton look like Harry Styles, River Phoenix, and Dwight Schrute all at the same time??
Buzzfeed unsolved in a nutshell
Ryan: holy shit did you hear that noise we’re going to die fuck—
Shane: yee come at me demons
Teachers when you’re just trying to go to the bathroom



