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@missylightwood

ive had this account for years and i cant bring myself to delete it

me on tumblr: *scrolling*

That One Ad: get yourself a 𝑪 𝑶 𝑰 𝑵

What I love about one direction concerts is that you can caption any screenshot of one with “my last brain cells” because at any given moment a few of them will be tripping and shoving each other, one of them is actually singing, and another one is eating noodles or some shit

My hot take on TVD characters

Caroline: lesbian wine mom energy

Elena: v straight

Bonnie: distinguished bi, probably cuffs jeans

Damon: the epitome of straight

Matt and Tyler: straight homies

Stefan: repressed homosexual vibes

Rebekah: way too much power to be straight, but sexuality unclear/unlabeled

Klaus: 100% pan

Elijah: straight ally king

My friends: do you have any crushes? 👀

Me, far in the closet: no the boys at our school are weird haha

My friends: you never talk about guys. Are you sure you don’t like any? You must like someone

Me: ...cooties?

My friends:

My friends: sounds reasonable

Me: