i have a feeder cam up on my board and a mourning dove is trying and absolutely failing to seduce a lady mourning dove and my students are all making fun of his rizz game
Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
from the same thread:
I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here
“…no matter what I was doing, another me sat in my belly, absolutely cold with terror over the question of my life.”
— James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room (1956)
Aziraphale and crowley are so character. Pretty much any way you turn them, it fits.
Asexual and in love? 100%. Lusting after each others' guts? Good lord Aziraphale looks at crowley like a tartalette on a plate. They are agender, they are all the genders simultaneously. Virginal Aziraphale whose ideal of a relationship is a chaste victorian novel? Near-cannon. Aziraphale who indulges in all pleasures of the body and by God has he spent some very very slutty p.B. (post-Bildad) years on earth?? I buy it. Crowley who actively chooses to express his hard-fought identity through his body and appearance also choosing to experiment sexually? Fits. Crowley who denies himself pleasures and only drinks hard alcohol and 6 espressos also keeps away from ever peeling off the 3 layers of black? Oh yeah. Demisexual crowley who only accepts touches from his only friend----???
They fucked at the Eastern gate----they have never kissed until their falling-out. So much packed into those human shaped beings I'm chewing glass
GOOD OMENS 1x02 - 2x06
I'm a demon. I'm not nice. I'm never nice.
diddy david & mini michael
i want michael to join tumblr so bad, he'd rule this place alongside neil gaiman
Michael Sheen and Neil Gaiman, Lords of Tumblr.
she'd do numbers on here
"I may be a god but I've got the devil on speed dial." is a phrase that is now embedded into my psyche
it does indeed slap
"Bedroom eyes" yeah man, hes a sleepy guy, the sleepiest guy in the world, takes a nap anywhere no problem, he also has neurodiverse in the head. You wish you were him.
Joe Brainard, Pansies, 1968.
Watercolor and collage on paper, 28 x 22 inches.
I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?
STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
*slams my desk* leyendecker leyendecker LEYENDECKER LEYENDECKER LEYENDECKER!!
What if it bites me and it dies?
finalellipsis
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
squad16
What if it bites itself and I die?
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
thepreciousthing
That’s correlation, not causation.
gryffinpoor
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
dudemanbropants
that’s kinky
oh my god
imaslutforflannelandbandmerch
I FOUND THE POST
What if you’re just finally feeling happy and you die?
Depends, do you do it in Spanish?
*INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
obviously it's the wildlife wrestling federation.
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