something concerning about how xie lian is like “this is the sentient embodiment the most traumatic period of my life. i treat it very affectionately and kindly” while hua cheng is like “this is a piece of my body and the sentient embodiment of my younger self. i treat it like garbage” and that’s never addressed by anyone in the series ever
Tag your fav song from each 1d album
what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer
Neil: *exists*
Andrew: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
[becomes supervillain] [spends the entire time giving subtle set-ups to cool lines the hero could say]
[Superhero is oblivious to set ups] [make their own one liners] [enrages supervillain]
me: haha! i’m sure you’ll find this 10000 volt electric blast… hero: volt-y interesting! me: what????? what the f u ck ?????? you’re supposed to say shocking what the fFUCK was that
Ok but Baz and Simon wtf?
sometimes I reblog stuff from people I’m not following and I feel like I walked into a store and just stole stuff and walked out.
Capitalism.webm
I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.
panerasexual-deactivated2017100
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
corginator
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
jackmymeat420
you climb that fuckin tree right now
likesdinos
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this
panerasexual-deactivated2017100
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
corginator
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
jackmymeat420
you climb that fuckin tree right now
likesdinos
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this
NO SLEEP SQUAD
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Capricorn
Taurus
Cancer
Pisces
Gemini
LIBRA
Distractions (Lutteo fic week Day 1)
What the hell is this even? I’ll tell you what, basically 1.2k of nothing, this is truly nothing, there’s like no real plot in here but there’s a lot of making out so there’s that at least. Enjoy (Or at least I hope you will)
Prompt: “Come over here and make me.”
Matteo really doesn’t realize he is doing it, he never does, and he knows it can be very annoying for a lot of people but he just can’t help it, he need to do it to focus, there’s just something in the incessant tapping of his pen against any hard surface that grounds him and helps him think, sue him.
He is currently struggling a little with his chem assignment and letting the rhythmical sound of his pen against his desk soothe him while he thinks about the best way to solve the problem, but another sound, that he loves just as much, distracts him.
“Matteo.” Luna calls him and he turns around to see her sprawled in his bed surrounded by her textbooks, hair and uniform messy, pen between her teeth. Once he regains his focus he notices she is throwing his pen an annoyed look, he looks at her apologetic and stops.
