[creds to creator]
[Name]: So, Bucky, did you get shot in the army?
Steve: *inaudible face palms at [Name]s’ negligence of mannerisms*
Bucky:No *takes a sip of beer*
[Name]:
Bucky: *smirks*
Bucky: I got shot in the leggy.
Steve: *dying*
[Name]: OMFL *crying*
fluffymcmuffins
why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
pemsylvania-deactivated20190105
some people have walls where they hang their retired sports jerseys. i do that too but with ex boyfriends. not shirts. the bodies.
officialrule34
Halsey lyrics
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i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it
Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*
Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*
Canadian Nightmare
dear-tumb1r
JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST
The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.
This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed
Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters
thanos-the-rad-titan
Woo woo, motherfucker!
theactualcluegirl
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!