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trashtastic

@misskawaiinightmare-blog

Soup, I'm a socially awkward phangirl who obviously doesn't know how to maintain a blog. pls luv meh o(╥﹏╥)o
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Year 2017

Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: hold on lemme go find Donald Trump
Alien: *shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately
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me mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
me: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am
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me, in 4th grade: gifted classes! 12th grade reading level! smart child!
parents: omg lets raise our expectations forever
me, now: average intelligence compared to my classmates! incredibly anxious and emotional! in need of help!
parents: tsk tsk, ur better than this.