One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas
[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]
I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.
HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!
THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!
The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?
when i was a kid I was really bad (or really good depending on your definition) at hidden object games. which is to say that I would not specifically search for the objects the book asked me to look for. no. that would make no sense. what i instead did was open a spreadsheet
i then proceeded to list every single object in the image in my excel spreadsheet, highlighting the objects the book asked me to find in red as i went. Then, by the end, not only had i found the objects, I had also found and categorized all of the other objects as well. This way, if anyone asked me to find any other objects in that image, i was fully prepared
on an unrelated note i was diagnosed as autistic before third grade
You used the letter a 46 times!!
And 555 letters, so the letter a is about 8.29%
The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you used it more than average!! :)
a-counter you are my best friend and greatest ally
rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce
I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this
“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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I got a mammogram and the report they sent me after said my breasts were "unremarkable"
imagine a doctor sitting you down in a blinding white sterile office, clearing their throat, adjusting their glasses, gazing into your eyes and saying "your tits are mid."
I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
aaliyah-apollonia
I’m his crying wife
You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth
Lady in the sky I've been working from a small a collection of thumbnails to find interesting compositions and images. @priscellie and I were bantering about how Leshwi transports a certain amount of cat energy. Always being high up, looking down at everything and everyone below and Priscellie was suggesting that she might enjoy pushing things off shelfs and bannisters. We then agreed that one of those things was Kal.
a weird amount of Fandom People but internet leftists in general seem to be completely unable to separate discomfort from harm
there’s like zero consideration for what the scale or context is or if the discomfort is based on anything objectively harmful it’s just one person saying “i’m uncomfortable” with whatever motivations they might have and suddenly it’s causing grave harm to an entire group of marginalized people and anyone who doesn’t agree is a bad malicious person
this is how we get people banning depictions of pre op/non op trans people from trans zines bc one person is Uncomfortable with it and then it gets phrased as like. we are banning anything but the most perfect of cis passing trans people as a way of Combating harmful trans fetishizing and we are eternally grateful to this one guy who was uncomfortable with anything else. this is a real example btw
People should be uncomfortable occasionally. It’s good for you.
one time another trans guy accused me of trans fetishization because i drew a trans man who, quote, “looks like a girl”, and it was making him dysphoric, when the character in question was a self-insert based on the way i look irl
"this makes me uncomfortable" and "this is bad" are two ENTIRELY SEPARATE STATEMENTS and it is honestly STUNNING how many people conflate the two.
Even if something is upsetting to you that doesn’t mean it is harming you.
my two favorite types of punctuation are ellipses and exclamation marks brcause of my pensive yet excitable nature
two sick horses evaluating an orb
“it floats”
“don’t like that”
dude. the last time i saw this jenna marbles was still making content