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where’s my fucking risotto

FUCKING HELL GORDON

I CAN T BREATHE

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WHERES MY RISOTTO

this is all i thought about whenever i saw this

YOU ALL NEED JESUS

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ATTENTION PEOPLE COMING TO THE DAN AND PHIL TOUR

Hey guys!

So our UK tour is about to start in Glasgow and we’re incredibly excited as I’m sure you all are too, but there’s something really important to us that we want to talk about!

Please do not take any photos or videos of the show!

This is for a few reasons:

1) We are professionally recording the tour - You don’t have to worry about capturing what happens for the people who couldn’t come see it in person, because we are recording it all ourselves in a super awesome way and we will make it available to the internet in the future!

2) We want you to enjoy it - We don’t want people watching the show through their cameras the whole time, we want you to experience it with your eyes and really be there in the moment with us! Also it’s a proper sat down theatrical show, not like a concert or a convention so loads of flashes and notification bleeps would be annoying for people sat next to you.

3) No spoilers! - We’ve planned some epic surprises for the show and we want everyone to experience it for themselves, not just read about what happens online. As we’ve created something really amazing for this tour we probably want to take the same show around the world, so everyone should get a chance to see it for the first time with no spoilers for maximum enjoyment!

Also (kind of important this one) most of the venues strictly don’t allow any video or photos and they’ll have staff looking out for people during the show, so please don’t risk it as we don’t want anyone kicked out!

We hope you guys understand and agree with us. Please show/tell everyone you know coming to our tour about this so we can save the surprise! ^_^

We absolutely can’t wait to start this after working on it for so long, so get ready everyone! It’s going to be amazing. And not on fire (sorry). And don’t worry people around the world and on the internet, we’ve got you covered.

If you haven’t seen yet, here’s how you can get involved with the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EAY3V4f_jA

And we have the final (very very) few UK tickets left here if you still want to come: http://www.danandphilbook.com Thanks!

- Phil and Dan

Basically

The 1975 / Festival Hall.  Fresh outta’ the camera.