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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul
If you're not a turk it's not even really your business so......
But I got a date waiting for me in Constantinople 😫😩
It’s fine, she’ll be waiting in Istanbul!
I...can't say....
people just liked it better that way!
This is a picture of a cis woman, y’all are literally just racist
TERFS DID THIS TO ME ON TUMBLR. I got an anon telling me I passed terribly. like. I'm literally cis and by telling me I do not pass, you are showing that you view womanhood in ways that are not only regressive for trans folk but also regressive and harmful for the very cis women you claim to support and prioritize. They uphold the very beauty and gender performative standards they seek to diminish. Fuck terfs.
reminds me of the time i got an anon saying i would NEVER be a real woman no matter HOW much makeup i wore. like, thanks for the affirmation bud i guess
Allow me to introduce you to the WTF, World! of transvestigators. Seriously, this is actually a thing
[image ID: Elon Musk in profile walking behind another man. A curvy black line has been drawn behind his shoulder and back. Pink block letters read, “Even when wearing a suit, Elon’s curvy female spine is evident.” /end ID]
someone in the notes brought up the TERF to White supremacist pipeline and it made me think of this tweet:
Mr. & Mrs. Boogara were in the film for one second and that makes it canon enough for me.
Always funny when someone has a default angry response to criticism they get so used to using they just automatically fire it off at the most inappropriate time.
People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.
#some of us do not have to pretend #fuck it real face #ffvii
Girls don’t want boys girls want the Bob Basset Dragon Wings
um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship
The best part is that person did donate $8 to Partners in Health, and so I didn’t delete the tweet.
Frodo’s a nepo baby when you think about it but like for sucky things. That’s your uncle’s evil ring? That’s your uncle’s wizard that took you on an adventure? That’s your uncle’s feud with a homicidal gremlin man that’s after your uncle’s ring? Great
im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit
What's weird is I'm usually a horribly awkward person in 1to1 conversations, buthe moment I get any sort of stage or crowd attention I'm in my element. And then the moment I get off the stage I sit in a room and read for 16 hours.
Town Crier Behaivor
You hate me for my news of the goings on in the neighboring dutchies and dales.
#Pride may be over but the gays are winning and Disney is getting their shit rocked
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
