“Regenerated? Why, yes. Is it that obvious?”

Photography by Kai Manaa

Look at my precious chicken nugget of a dog!

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

Unpopular opinion: Bayonetta is a Bowsette version of Hideo Kojima

ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥

That lean was crazy

Im convinced michael jackson possessed him

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

actually there is one more

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

the pinnacle of comedy

kirby youre doing amazing sweetie

Astral projection

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

The difference between int and wis

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

I needed to hear this

HYUNA AND EDAWN DON’T! GIVE! A! FUCK ANYMORE LMFAO!!!! 👏

tumblr 2019 prediction

every day, at exactly the same time each day, staff chooses a blog at random and terminates it

well this post turned out to be uncomfortably prophetic

Play a powerful wizard who insists that “solving problems with magic is for cowards”. In each fight they roll up their sleeves and uppercut the enemy with their -2 strength modifier.