Rhyme&Reason

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fight me

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

I feel so #blessed by all these casual amazon photos

FUCK i love them all

if your feminism isnt focused on making sure that i personally have weed at all times then who is it even for

Caravaggio - The adolescent Bacchus

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y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t even date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

A Vaudeville performance based on the old English ballad “Death and the Lady”. Photographed by Joseph Hall, 1906 (via)

Me showing up at NASA ready for them to take me to the new solar system. 

“I had my hair streaked at the end of the my tenth-grade year and got in a lot of trouble for it. They didn’t just streak it blond, they streaked it silver. My hair was totally ivory. I was grounded for six weeks. But when my hair changed, everything changed. I got to wear grayish plum eye shadow. There was no way I was going back.”