PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

YALL

WHEN I SAY TWITTER IS TURNING INTO 2013 TUMBLR

I FUCKING MEAN IT

good.

you

My heart is so full

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

Oh. my. god.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

m&m Duel

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

+ 

coming soon to a theater near you

When someone finally truly sees you

masculinity 110% secure and I’m living for it

I love how happy Corden is in the background at watching this unfold :)

but if isabelle’s on the train…. and i’m on the train…

who’s running the town?

hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions

good points, it looks like we got ourselves a winner right off the bat. good work team, 630 is gay

when it’s the gay time

That makes this the new lesbian icon pokemon.

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

i truly can’t get over THIS

i want to anonymously send this to the orchestra director and tell him they should perform this

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

WHAT

W

very short clip in which meta knight drops the biggest mood ever

Sometimes…… side characters…. are the Best™

(this is a charm!!!!!)

Sometimes…… side characters…. are the Best™

(this is a charm!!!!!)

Just the amount of Done in the last couple seconds