Perfection Imperfection

News Stations: Trump wins U.S. Election

Everyone:

Accurate.

Biden: I can’t fucking believe this is happening.

Obama: Joe, please. I don’t like this either.

Biden: Look at him. He looks like he rolled in a vat of Cheetos.

Obama: *narrows eyes* He kinda does, doesn’t he?

Y'all, do NOT go partying with people that dont care about you. I dont care how fun or lit they are. If you get fucking alcohol poisoning, these people will NOT be here for you. They will leave you for dead. If you’re lucky, they will call the police and leave you out there. I firsthand witnessed two girls leave their friend, who was passed out unconscious and NOT waking up, in someone’s dorm. As they walked away, they laughed about how “she didn’t know her limits” and “we are never drinking with her again. She got us in trouble.” Shit is real out here and these people do NOT care bruh!!!!!

honestly this strictly some white ppl shit imo

Its not. Seen things happen to people.

Everything OP said. And no, this is “white ppl shit” this is an everybody of every social group occurrence.

If you go out with people who don’t care about you best believe they won’t care what happens to you and they’ll leave your ass at the party if they can’t find you. They’ll blame you for things you didn’t have control over.

DO NOT. This has been a PSA. Especially to you college freshman going out to parties with your new friends of three weeks. Best believe you don’t know that person AT ALL.

To add on a piece of advice I was given before starting college:

Never go to a party where you do not know at least 5 people.

Basically if you’re going to some frat house and it’s just you and your one friend you could get separated and then no one is looking out for you. If you are at a huge party you should always know at least 5 people.

you gotta be dunkin my donuts

you gotta be huttin my pizza

you gotta be mackin my donalds, man

youre really innin’ my outs here, buddy. youre fivein my guys.

ya whitin my castle. ya dairyin my queen. ya steakin my shake.

But are you belling my taco

you’re expressing my panda

you’re starring my bucks here bud

u rly krispin my kremes my dude

You’re really carling my junior here bucko

wendys

the more u watch the funnier it gets

I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED AFTER LAUGHING SO HARD

every time i check my bank account:

it does not sting anymore (via adrenaline)

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 It’s a Vuitton. What? A Louis Vuitton.

Whittier, Alaska, is a town of about 200 people, almost all of whom live in a 14-story former Army barracks built in 1956. The building, called Begich Towers, holds a police station, a health clinic, a church, and a laundromat. Its hallways resemble those of a school . One can often find residents shuffling around in slippers and pajamas.

Because the winters are so ferocious, the town’s only playground is indoors.

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This is some dystopian young adult novel bull.

To be fair pretty much all of Alaska is some dystopian young adult novel bull in one way or another. 

If I’m not mistaken, Tom Hiddleston just starred in a horror movie based on this exact premise.

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Can we talk about Haiti? The fact that their death toll are in the 100s right now and just yesterday it was 65. The fact that they STILL haven’t recovered from the earthquake in 2010 despite the “tons of money” the U.S. sent to rebuild Haiti, and the people sent to rebuild homes.

You don’t see any trending tags of #PrayForHaiti or Facebook suggesting you put the Haitian flag in your profile pic to support and asking for donations or even see it as a small segment for a news station.

Haiti just isn’t important enough right? Smh.

Death toll is now in the 800s. This morning it was 300. #PrayForHaiti