Earth's Best Defender

why does it feel morally wrong to spend all day in bed or at home. like i do it often but the whole time im wracked with guilt. it's literally not hurting anybody

"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭

heres to the other dandelions out there

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i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

i love weird barbie

I'M NORMAL

#believewomen

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

House, after Wilson sabotages his cane or manipulates his team against him or poisons him or kidnaps his guitar or something:

POV you're about to become a victim of medical malpractice

patient: bleeding from every orifice and in respiratory arrest

house’s shoes: 

[id: velcro strap on lightning McQueen sneakers. /end id]

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

Haha we should totally disappear under mysterious circumstances together. Haha jk...unless?

Me, about to be killed in a horror movie by a sweet looking monster: Oh sick creature design glad I got to see it up clo

happy pride month to chad and ryan, the lil gay cowboy and roman in the night at the museum trilogy, and every man who played volleyball in top gun (1986).

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING