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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

I feel like "hey it's your girl rat baby" should be a strong contender for my new selfie tag since it's the first thing that comes to mind in any and every situation where I am required to introduce myself. I think that might be the one

Wait so

So is it supposed to be “hey it’s your girl rat baby” as in we’re showing a baby the girl rat

Or as in we’re showing the rat baby its girl

hey. this is your girl Rat Baby

she is a travesty of creation by Griffin and Justin McElroy created in the game Blade & Soul. upon dying and being unable to figure out how to respawn, they attempted to seek guidance from the rest of the server, and Griffin typed this message, which instantly burned itself into my brain permanently upon hearing it

im still into it but exhibitionism would be the hottest thing in the world if men didnt exist. like yes i *do* want everyone looking at my skimpy outfit and i *do* want everyone watching me cum in a girl's lap on the train but importantly "everyone" cannot include a single man or its not worth it anymore. i wish we lived in yuri world

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

i meant art-wise but

if any dark sorcerers

see this. you do you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lets all sit in a circle and mourn a trans woman because she's gone and she was so perfect and now let's all sit in a circle and reblog this callout post about a trans woman with information obtained through years of intense scrutiny from online stalkers, several of which pretending to be her friends

lets all sit in a circle because THIS time, we have to hold queer people (transfems) accountable when they do something problematic, and surely 3 callout posts from blogs that obsessively post about her can't be wrong. hey, why are all the trans women disappearing from our site?