I need someone to send me 50 usd now
my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack
It's about not being top dog forever. It's about hunting down a man, complimenting his beautiful singing voice, and killing him dead in the street knowing that the next week, he could be you.
It's about performing. The world is a stage and you are stuck there, until someone decides to replace you with a chicken that can do maths.
It's about dying twice. Seeing a pretty face before you go.
It's about what you leave behind. The mark you leave on this earth, the holes you dig and the gold you fill your pockets with. You work your whole life and maybe you get rewarded. Maybe you're lucky, and the bullet doesn't hit anything important. You get to leave. You get to go home, and you can sing your song again.
It's about being uncertain. Spending your whole life nervous, and finding someone who makes you feel brave. Brave enough to make a decision for yourself that terrifies you. A decision that turns out to be so terribly wrong.
It's about the passage. The coachman doesn't stop - he never stops. And you can distract yourself with a story or debates about the nature of difference but in the end, the trapper is right. Upright and sinning, lucky and unlucky, ferrets and badgers. We all end up at the hotel. The coachman stops for no one.
You sing your song, and hold your six shooter close.
You know what lies ahead of you.
You adjust your hat, and you push open the saloon doors.
Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore
We can’t have anything in this fucking world
if you as a normal tumblr user go around flagging posts for mature labels you are A Fucking Cop
“but what if i hate women so much i need to mark their existence as mature” if you’re this bothered by the sight of real life women you 1.) need to grow tf up and 2.) should just unfollow people instead of having a childish temper tantrum and flagging people’s blogs
“I personally don’t like it so I want to make it so no one can see it” sounds an awful lot like conservative censorship. Same tune, different band.
Now is a good time for a reminder that Tumblr has a very useful tag blocking system!!! Maybe use that like an adult instead of reporting any post that makes you upset.
One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway
I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person
Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989
“Electricity won’t give us food. We need the rivers to flow freely. Don’t talk to us about relieving our ‘poverty’ – we are the richest people in Brazil. We are Indians.”
- part of kayapó’s speech during this event
also! she’s still alive! that sort of thing is always worth pointing out to show that we really aren’t too far removed from events like this! here’s a 2019 photo of her:
Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.
It's hypocritical to support some things and not others. Yeah it's actually hypocritical to think that some things are true and other are not. Did you know?
oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????
Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.
Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997
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It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone
At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’
30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’
“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”
