my girlfriend: hey, how are you :)

me (because I have a crush on her and it makes me really nervous and I act weird): heyyyyy 😝😝😝😝😝 hahahahaha I'm good lol! 😻! Not like morally good HAHA I'm a very mysterious antihero type🧘🦸🦸. But yeah I'm good haha 🙊. How are you 🤷??? By the way, just to clarify earlier when I said I wasn't morally good🧑‍🎓 I am actually morally good🫄🫄. And I meant antihero like Deadpool or one of the ones with a fat cock, not like a fascist. personally I don't have that sort of belief system but if you felt you wanted to enact state violence on me I wouldn't mind you know 👨‍🚒👢🙆👃👣👅 JOKINGGGG HAHA IM JUST KISSINH. I MEAN KISSSING. I MWAN KISSING. Your eyes are like diamonds btw lol 💎💧🏳️‍⚧️ 💦💦💦💦💦✂️✂️🍆

my girlfriend: oh I'm glad you're doing well :) love you

One thing I really love about trans people is how honest we are about the world like we are all in a constant state of transition. girls become women become girls again, villages become cities, oceans turn to deserts, our campfire stories become myths. Myths too are full of stories of transition. Girls get turned into Gorgons who in turn make stone of men, Adam came from dust and Eve was once a rib. Trans people just understand the flow, what's so wrong about becoming yourself when everything is becoming everything else? Many people are in complete denial about change, they know it's inevitable but they see it as a future event, but cannot accept that things are in motion, have been in motion, will always be in motion! But we know!

I'm sorry it's saur problematic but I will never fault a woman for taking a masculine role for power and to enact violence 😭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😝like yessss woman kings yesss you put on that fake beard and you execute a few peasants 😝😝😝😝. and when people challenge me I just say that is a man's job why would a woman be guilty? some would say that it's evil but I would say it's just the way the cookie crumbles

girls do science boys make mud pies girls eat dinner boys snack gently girls fuck boys just kiss tips! btw!!!!

girl dinner! (cleaving an unsuspecting bystander and ravenously, viciously ripping at them with blunt teeth as they flail and twist. Standing, viscera dripping in warm clumps, stringy and foul, gristle and guts covering my breasts)