I saw this notification and thought “that kind of sounds like something Dan would do” and then I saw who tweeted it
my headcanon is that at the end of Bride of Re-Animator Herbert’s hand popped up out of the rubble Carrie style and Dan grabbed it and pulled an entire tiny man out of the dirt like a white radish
herbert: as I have stated before, I am extremely asexual. but I realize that you’re accustomed to a more conventional relationship.
dan: it’s not a problem, herbert, I respect you and I can-
herbert: ahem. in order to attend to your more basal needs, I’m willing to arrange an open relationship. on these conditions: you will copulate in the guest room. you will not form a relationship with your liaisons. you will introduce them to me as I sit in the den in an armchair with a single light and look on judgementally.
Narrator: there’s nothing wrong with two men sharing a grave- I mean, bed
poor herbert... stuck in a swamp with a scantily clad woman, his least favorite kind of woman
Source: bonanza.com
Meg: When is Herbert's prozac going to start working? He's still such a jerk. Irritable. You know what I mean.
Dan: HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE MORE TIME FOR THE DRUGS TO CIRCULATE
watching Society and wow, Yuzna REALLY likes to include scenes of buff dudes getting stuff squirted on their face
like Dan and the blood or in this case a Hot Baeb squeezing a jet of sunscreen all over the protag
IM JUST A SCIENTIST OBSERVING SHIT, FOLKS
two types of people
type 1: combs is so unnerving and disturbing as herbert west!!! chills
type 2: herbiiiie little mushroom man mad scientist
