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misha

@mishathemoose

cottagecore aesthetic lover//supernatural fan
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

And no, it is not a rickroll

...i'll go check that link

@selkierr i promise you will love this

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This is going on my main blog.

This link is worth your time.

Happy Birthday, Tartaglia!

"Hmm? This album... must be a gift from my traveling companion."

"It's been such a long time. I wonder when we'll meet again..."

"...Teucer! Come take a look at this youkai picture book, you'll love it."

"Yay, storytime! Mr. Cyclops wants to listen too!"

"Ahaha, alright then. Let's start from the beginning..."

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Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)

how do i unlock this dog

that scientific name means eardog bigears

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I love you eardog bigears I hope you can hear me yelling it

he can hear every compliment said about him ever