and how the hell do i inform my body that it does not, in fact, need to be keeping the fucking score

haruhi fujioka with a shirt that says “I’m not a girl but my dad is”

having a nightmare while taking a nap is like the ultimate betrayal

like I’m sleeping recreationally. this is supposed to be fun sleep time.

fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

Cannot stop thinking about this moment

a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

oh my god

That was timed so well oh my god

Aww look at this baby cat ♡♡

I really like the word “smitten”. because at first glance you just think of sappy lovey-dovey stuff but also you have to remember this is a word that’s born of the word “smite.” a devastating word. a word that, summarized, means stricken. smitten means stricken as well — struck with devastating affection.

“Even before he got into Mythomagic, he’d been obsessed with pirates. Probably that was one reason he’d been so smitten with Percy, a son of the sea god.”

cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas

i don’t read BL but i think the trope of one of the guys being the other guys mean ceo is really funny. it’s like *exploits my workers but in a hot yaoi way*

like imagine having someone’s dick in your ass one night and then the next day you refuse to pay them minimum wage. insane

my take on the whole “is therapy speak making us selfish” thing is no, it’s not. it’s just giving people who were already selfish some extremely annoying new vocabulary

Stop fucking calling me mommy you have to say Yes Chef or I can't cum

My penis and balls and hole: