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the audacity of a blog with 10 followers thinking they can kung pow penis

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

the problem with fanfiction is that theres too many coffeeshop aus and not enough aus where the characters are trapped in an alivehouse psychological horror situation or perhaps a labyrinth of sorts

bc i saw a tik tok of a girl basically bragging that she never tips doordashers, and all the comments were hyping her up, i have to know:

i think that ghosts can and should decay. i think they should blur and fade, like a tape rewound too many times, or a photograph taken out and unfolded and then refolded again until it's nothing more than a vaguely recognizable smear of what was once a snapshot of time and memory. i think that clinging too tightly to a ghost should only destroy it faster, eroding it away until there's nothing left to hold on to.

me and the bad bitch i didn’t pull even though i gave him presents and free beer and called him slurs and taught him how to dream and told him my deepest darkest secrets (i killed my father and my best friend is a homonculus) and compared him to a dog and kidnapped his brother and killed myself in front of him to forever alter the trajectory of his life

this post is over everyone can go home now that’s it i’ll never be this funny

i think something funny about ronan is that hes gay and drag races because normally when you pair those two things together people think about dolly parton and rupaul or whatever but he’s actually out baptizing his car non catholic style and doing coke on the hood after

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

(in the fish mafia) da plan worked, boss, they had no idea what hit 'em! like clams to da slaughter!

wait. do ya hear that? sirens... the mermaid cops are onto us. everyone stay still! move a mussel, and we're all shucked

oh btw i'm changing the rp a bit it's a mollusc mafia now. please change your characters accordingly with this new change

btw did anyone get my siren joke.

CUT 🎬

ok so i have an idea for where to take this post, but i'm gonna need another person for it. can someone contact me and we can work out the details?

alright weve found an actor, just one moment while we get things sorted out

alright we worked something out.

RESUME🎬

[As a reminder, the scene is that the mollusc mafia has been found by the sirens. Go]

fins up everyone! youre kerchowder arrest (under + chowder)

dude what the hell. you're ruining the roleplay. you're supposed to be a mollusc. stop that

erm. EXCUSE me. lightning mcqueen is CLEARLY a mollusc

how about you try fact checking yourself before lashing out at others. never doubt me again

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

and this tweet as well

this also

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

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Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

What @redwing said

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

Date of origin: Apr 4, 2021

gansey: “have any of you seen my shit list anywhere??”

blue: “uh….what does it look like?”

gansey: “it’s a piece of paper and it just says kavinsky on it.”