literally Boris Johnson, conservative MP and Mayor of London, is a MESS

despite all this - no BECAUSE of all this, he’s revered by the UK public as a friendly loveable buffoon with silly hair. female politicians can’t even look angry in photos without being torn apart by the media as high-strung and too emotional for public office. yet here we have an actually ridiculous politician, who only got his position bc he’s David Cameron’s old Bullingdon buddy, who is problematic and gross in every way and people lap it up as part of his charm. 

what makes this all the more infuriating is that boris johnson gets away with all of this without a single scratch to his popularity or reputation whilst Ed Miliband (leader of the Tories main opponent the Labour Party) is scorned and ripped apart by the Conservative owned media for eating a sandwich. 

but nah, keep telling me democracy prevailed on the 8th.

#ToriesOutNow

Today there was a huge protest against the conservative government, which was elected to lead the country for the next five years despite getting less that 40% of the vote. As far as I am aware this protest is not being reported in the news.

The conservative government have plans to raise tuition fees even higher than they are now, abolish the human rights act, create welfare cuts that will further destroy the life of poor and disabled people, and make cuts to or completely destroy the nhs, making access to healthcare for many people difficult or impossible, and plans to access private Internet and phone communications.

This is not getting media coverage. Spread the word.

#toriesoutnow

Man eating a sandwich is hilarious and front page news.

Civil unrest, thousands of people marching, and police violence doesn’t even get a whisper the from mainstream media?

Don’t let our voices go unheard just because it isn’t happening in the US. We matter too.

AS IF THERE WASNT ENOUGH REASONS TO WANT THE TORIES OUT

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.

these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’

“you wear that a lot” yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

So I was taking a photo of my friend Aaron at the beach today when this happened.

goodbye Aaron

have we heard from him is he ok

they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad 

Well, I’m never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.

A conversation with a seven year old.

i think probly the slenderman

SLENDERMAN

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

remember that one time Courtney Cox got married to David Arquette and to make her name change during the credits less weird they just changed everyone’s name and

Reading this was so satisfying woah

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

Ed Miliband gets a new job as a London bus driver after discovering the Scottish electorate would rather vote for a sack of haggis than his party.