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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Melkor

@misbehavingmaiar / misbehavingmaiar.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Wesley, and welcome to Dark Lord Hell. Among other things, this is an Ask Blog and roleplay blog! I play as both Sauron and Melkor, because I'm an adult and this is my blog and I do what I want. I've been running this mess since 2013, so there is a substantial backlog of headcanons and meta for those who are interested! HOUSE RULES: 1) The first rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon 2) The second rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon 3) Fair means 'hot' not 'white'. 4) My muse calls himself Sauron or Thû, NOT Mairon (except when he is working for Aulë). 5) Dwarves are not angry Scotsmen, they are badass Jewish engineers and Tolkien said so. COME. AT. ME. 6) Don't assume I hate any characters in the Silmarillion because I do not hate any characters in the Silmarillion. Thank you. -Roleplay Guidelines -Meet the Muse/Mun -Major Wesley!Verse Headcanons My in-character posts are tagged #In Character: Sauron/Melkor My tag for OoC posts is #Out of Cacophonies. Some other notable and frequently used tags can be found below! I try to keep my tags consistent, so if you like one kind of content, chances are you can find more by searching my local tags. You can help support me and my work on Patreon! or Ko-fi: kofiwidget2.init('Buy Me a Coffee', '#266e66', 'Z8Z279NL');kofiwidget2.draw(); (This blog is 18+ only. It contains mature content such as sexual themes and violence. Explicit/NSFW posts will be tagged #Shameless Misbehaving. Take care, and if you need me to tag specific content, please do not hesitate to ask. Main Tumblr: TheOtherWesley Art Blog: Wesleyart
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For as much as I think Le Guin misunderstood Gandalf (as suggested by the assumptions she made conceptualizing Ged), one thing she hits dead on the fucking ringer is that Ged losing his magic but getting to live more humanly is a quiet triumph in the exact inverse of how Gandalf largely losing his more human traits (affinity for pipes, mischievous streak, occasional foul temper) to become a more perfect embodiment of divine power is a quiet tragedy.

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Le Guin asked “who was Gandalf as a boy” which is the wrong question, he was always an angel and was never a boy. He only temporarily took on the quirks and mannerisms of a human before giving them up to return to his divine calling. In that way perhaps Ged is his inverse: a human who assumed transcendent power and authority before giving it up and allowing a new world to be born without needing him.

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Отдых.

Келегорм, Куруфин, Келебримбор, Хуан.

Rest.

Celegorm, Curufin, Celebrimbor, Нuan.

Тысячастопятисотмульонная картинка в жанре:

Попой в камни, мордой ввысь,

Зашибись у эльфа жизнь.

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(apparently you can't add video to another post, so ...)

I want you all to listen to the Faroese version of this scene, because Hans Tórgarð is the best Treebeard!

Tað vóru góðir dagar! Tá kundi eg ganga og syngja allan dagin og ikki hoyra annað enn afturljóðið av míni egnu rødd í fjallaholunum. Og skógirnir vóru sum skógirnir í Lothlórien, men tættari, sterkari og yngri. Og angin í luftini! Tá kundi eg ganga eine heila viku og bara anda.
Those were the broad days! Time was when I could walk and sing all day and hear no more than the echo of my own voice in the hollow hills. The woods were like the woods of Lothlórien, only thicker, stronger, younger. And the smell of the air! I used to spend a week just breathing.

Sudden theory about the sinking of Beleriand

For use in future projects:

Continents don’t just sink, they’re not floating landmasses; but they can be covered by rising sea levels.

What’s a cause of rising sea levels? Melting glaciers.

Where does Morgoth live? Where all the glaciers are. 

Melkor’s forces are entrenched and burrowed all throughout the Iron Mountains. He’s got the whole north to himself, the reaches of Everlasting Cold; the opposing armies can’t even get past Thangorodrim, let alone get into all the nooks and crannies, the hiding places and secret strongholds that are scattered throughout the mountains. So, the best way to wreck his complete shit all in one pass is to simply melt the icecaps– with the help of Arien or Varda or Aulë or Ulmo or all of them.

The mountains become totally uninhabitable. The orc armies are trapped, buried in avalanches and drowned in mud, or forced to flee South, pushing Melkor’s forces into the waiting armies of the Valar. 

When the great forges flood, they explode catastrophically. The subterranean levels of Angband fill with water.

The flooding doesn’t stop once the war is over; the great thawing of the North can’t be reversed. Melkor was camped out in the highest elevation in Beleriand, everything else is downstream. 

Beleriand doesn’t sink in a day, it takes its time.

Ossiriand doesn’t stand a chance as the seas rise, Doriath is encircled by water and finally submerged;  even the Encircling Mountains and the ruins of Gondolin are eventually swamped, waterlogged, becoming a lake of brown water. 

The weather changes. Mudslides ruin the hills and mountains. The rivers back up and overflow with brackish sea water, killing all the freshwater life. Forests die, are uprooted, and swept away. 

Everything turns to mud and logjams and floating corpses long before it is taken into the sea.  Elves scramble to save what they can of their history from water damage and mildew, but much is destroyed before it can be carried to safety. And the past seems less and less worth saving, buried in the mud and volcanic ash and grey rain.

The migration east is weary and cold; men and dwarves suffer from the constant wetness in their boots and clothes, while the Eldar suffer unthinkable loss in their souls. The remaining umaiar and Melkor’s creatures slink over the mountains wherever they can, masterless, their fires dulled to dying embers.

It is a long time before the refugees of Beleriand find reason to be joyful again.   

@histemar's tag meta is exactly the right stuff:

#I love this #think about ulmo’s role in this #he spends the days walking the ruins of the civilisations he was forced to destroy #the towers of beleriand now watch over watery fields #old bloodstains scabbed over with coral reefs and the great trees replaced with kelp #new life but the loss ever haunts that part of the sea

…..I always took it for granted that “Dungalef was Felagund backwards, but it’s not. It’s “Felagnud”.  

Look, he couldn’t take the risk of Sauron figuring it out.

And everything worked out great for him!