new jersey? you mean that place from slenderverse? you know its not real right?

Megan Holmes from Sally Face is bapy!

“you’re a very angry young man, arent you?”

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

Want to hear a hot take?

Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.

Also love is real.

And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-

brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets

How to trick a monkey.

Top: Super Mario Maker includes many different cursors the player can choose to represent their hand moving objects on the screen; one of them is Mario’s hand. While only a small portion of the arm is seen in-game, extracting the texture reveals that the arm is actually much longer.

Bottom: In fact, the arm is too long. I have overlaid the Super Mario Maker arm onto official art from New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe to show the discrepancy between Mario’s normal arm length and the length of the cursor. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: see bottom of both images

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When a little is co-con with an angry alter.

Lētifer adjective | aiming or willing to destroy; desperately hostile and fatal; death-bringing

Muppet Screams

dang i havent drawn sal in a while

Sometimes I’m so distanced from my own trauma that I can talk about bad stuff just fine but one moment later I’ll see a photo of something related to my trauma and it’ll throw me into panic attacks and flashbacks.